Out In The Open

[FartinMowler]

One time when I was a teen I headed down to a local lake with my friend Greg. He and I where walking down the path he see's a Canada goose moving in the brush. I was in a hurry to get to the lake for a swim so, I ignored him but he was off into the giant Ferns and yells to me "Hey there are goose egg's here!" and proceeds to throw and egg at me". Greg's throw missed me and ended up at me feet. I yelled back at him as he stood way up on a slope "Hey fuckhead leave the eggs alone!" and he again he throw's and egg at me and misses. I was really pissed off so I picked up the egg that was pretty heavy compared to a chicken egg and with all my strength and anger I wipped the egg hitting him right in the neck. Greg freaked out and ran down the hill full speed with his hands stretched out screaming "aaaaaaaaaaarhg" and shoved me backwards to fall around 6 feet down into a rocky river bed stream. I got up and the back of my head was bleeding and I was somewhat dizzy and in pain. I then realized what Greg had done and beside me was a nice branch and I got up and chased him home but I didn't catch the fucker and I didn't get to go swimming.

[kellychaos]

Thank you for that.

[FartinMowler]

No problem :/

[ArrowX]

I bet you strangled him and threw him into a river.

[kellychaos]

I just got that dog ass-licking joke. Comedy gold that.

[FartinMowler]

I don't know what your talking about :/ this site is getting eerily quiet and creepy...all this fuss over a new board and no body posts here.

[ThisIsWitty]

I post here.

[executioneer]

Originally Posted by *FARTINMOWLER*

I don't know what your talking about :/ this site is getting eerily quiet and creepy...all this fuss over a new board and no body posts here.

what new board are you talking about :/

[Matt Harty]

ONE TIME I TOLD A STORY AND NOBODY GAVE A SHIT

[Terra]

Originally Posted by *FARTINMOWLER*

I don't know what your talking about :/ this site is getting eerily quiet and creepy...all this fuss over a new board and no body posts here.

Everybody is cross breeding in the wings. When they are done it'll get noisy again.

[ThisIsWitty]

I just thought these boards were always pretty quiet.

How busy can this place get? :/

[kellychaos]

Most of us check the "Who's Online" section before logging in the see if you're posting. If so, we PM each other like crazy about how stupid your posts are and the fact that they're even dumber than Kellychaos'

[FartinMowler]

One time I went to my friend Greg's house and he had been smoking crack. I had seen his mom chase him around the kitchen with a knife the night before and I had been hanging around with some new friends, so I was just dropping by to pick up some guitar cables and he say's he is going to do something wild. I figure "what the fuck" and I hang around and Davie show's up and him and Greg dissapear into a nieghbours yard and came back into the light, because it's night and the two of them are holding a really big concrete lawn Dwarf thing. The two of them start running up the street and put it right in the road and we hid. Two cars slowed down and then finally a young kid in a big car nails it head on and it was really loud and Greg and Davie are laughing there asses off and I'm just stunned that someone couldn't see a big concrete lawn dwarf. The kid gets out of his car and it's far enough away that he can't see us and he is pissed looking at this big lump stuck under his car. The next day I went away to some camp and later I found out that Greg got sent to juvinile detention for something else and I stopped hanging around with him.

[kellychaos]

That story might be about a concrete dwarf but you're a mental giant.

[FartinMowler]

I don't know what your talking about :/ Everybody think's that I make this shit up but it's really true. I have ton's of stupid stories. Like one time I was at Davies house and I had to wait at the back door. While waiting I sat down and it was mid winter and I could see something white in a hole in a really large tree. Davie finally comes to the door and I say "hey man what is that in the tree?" So Davie walks over and reaches into the tree and its a frozen white rabbit. His mom didn't want to tell his sister that the rabbit died so, she stuck it in the tree :/ Davie wanted to put the rabbit in his sisters bed but I put it in the garbage.

[kellychaos]

If you go chasing rabbits!

[FartinMowler]

I don't think the kids will get the drug reference :/

[kellychaos]

I'm an equal opportunity poster.