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Old Oct 24th, 2004, 08:30 AM        how much can you eat?
It turns out they have cheeseburgers for only 95 fucking cents now, so I ate seven this morning.

I can eat 30 dim sims and 21 slices of Pizza hut pizza - on different occasions of course.

I'm sure this isn't the best, so can someone beat that?
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Old Oct 24th, 2004, 08:31 AM       
Burger King burgers, that is.
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Old Oct 24th, 2004, 02:50 PM       
give me about oooooooooh, 2.5 months. i'm sure i'll be able to give you a run for your money then.
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Old Oct 24th, 2004, 03:43 PM       
9 Hambuger and egg McMuffins.
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Old Oct 24th, 2004, 05:56 PM       
A large steak with rice. :/
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Old Oct 24th, 2004, 06:03 PM       
You people must be CRAZY. I mean 9 burgers? Thats not healthy. :/
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Old Oct 24th, 2004, 06:16 PM       
I once ate 14 White Castle Slyders w/cheese in one sitting. Not a record breaker, but pretty impressive for me.
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Old Oct 24th, 2004, 06:37 PM       
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Nore that 3 things from whitecastle should be a record breaker.

( Burgers in a stitting is only unhealthy if you do it frequently. Liek one of my teachers from Jr. High, he hasn't cooked or ate at home for at least 20 years. Last year he lost almost all of his digestive system.
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Old Oct 24th, 2004, 08:20 PM       
13 tacos from Taco Bell, and yes it is not healthy...... that shit will mess you up!
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 09:02 AM       
I always eat unhealthily, and look at me! I'm fit as a fiddle!

I'm the skinniest person I know. Of course, my arteries are already clogging and I haven't even hit 20.

Looks like I'm gonna have to beat nine burgers.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 03:46 PM       
Biggest single thing I ate was a 32 ounce steak. I weigh about 140 - 150, and I'm around 5'6, 5'7

Most I've ever ate was an entire Pizza Hut Stuffed Crust Pizza. Not impressive, really
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 06:33 PM       
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You people must be CRAZY. I mean 9 burgers? Thats not healthy. :/
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 07:37 PM       
nobody said they could eat 9 burgers :/
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 09:29 PM       
i can eat 21/2 large dominos pizzas
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 09:57 PM       
most I ever ate was seven burgers.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 09:58 PM       
most I ever ate was seven burgers.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 10:00 PM       
sorry about that I accidently went back and hit submit again.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 10:11 PM       
i have eaten ten MCDONALDS cheeseburgers at a sitting but those are like way small
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 10:51 PM       
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ten and a half pizzas? wow.
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Old Oct 26th, 2004, 01:44 AM       
My friends make fun of me for my standard dinner of a footlong meatball sub and a pound of fig newtons. I guess the main thing about it is how rapidly I eat.
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Old Oct 26th, 2004, 02:00 AM       
oh now SPEED of eating is another subject entirely
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Old Oct 26th, 2004, 07:42 AM       
2 1/2 and i ate it first and second at a sitting but the half made me barf
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Old Oct 26th, 2004, 08:11 AM       
I ate eight apples consecutively through one episode of mash once.
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Old Oct 26th, 2004, 09:36 AM       
I just saw a picture of ArrowX. I didnt know that a hippo is capable of typing.
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Old Oct 26th, 2004, 11:33 AM       
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nobody said they could eat 9 burgers :/

fatty said 9 Hambuger and egg McMuffins, I hate that shit so I think 9 burger king burgers will suffice.
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