my girlfriend thinks i hate her

[noob3]

because i dont write her long mushy e-mails anymore and i don't feel any diffirent, i don't know why i stopped. and when she tells me i don't anymore, it makes me feel obligated to and now i'm scared if i do she's just going to think that

[glowbelly]

do something else nice for her instead.

[Big McLargehuge]

Fucking her isn't enough?

[glowbelly]

watch yer filthy little mouth around my baby

[CaptainBubba]

Maybe you should stab her in the cunt?

[glowbelly]

maybe you should wash your mouth out with soap

[Cap'n Crunch]

MABYE IF YOU WEREN'T SO BOSSY.

[Geggy]

dont write her long mushy email just because she wanted you to, it going to seem forced instead do something else that will make her feel special. like hiding little notes or candy in the pocket of her jackets or whatever.

[JesusFishSticks]

maybe you should wash out your cunt with soap-

I mean... yeah, its kinda weird after you've gotten a lady to fall for you and jumped through all those hoops, its hard to do any of it anymore. You sure you still feel the same way? I'd bet you could do something to liven things up a little.

[Blue]

When i stopped doing that for my gf i just bought roses and chocolates and shit like that instead.

[Bod]

My boyfriend's exactly the same. After 4 months he expects me to be nice and I tell him to fook off cos now we're having a relationship.

[Helm]

Bubba stole my line. Let's see...


Next time you're attempting intercourse, you could forcefully hug her face to your chest, violently shake it and shout at the top of your lungs "I CARE FOR YOU! I CARE FOR YOU! I AM NEVER LETTING YOU GO, YOU HEAR!? NEVER!"

I'm sure all doubts she might currently have about your feelings towards her will go away, trailing into nothingness along with her faithful, drawn out axhalation. Arms dangling lifeless against your bare skin, then a sudden stillness ...to be smothered in love

[Bod]

Just get off with someone else and then her worries about lack of sloppy emails will pale into insignificance.

[Command Prompt]

Or, you can write someone else a mushy email, send it to a fake email, like slut19@ho.com, and "accidently" forward it to her. That should make things interesting.

[Protoclown]

Obviously she thinks you hate her because deep down on a subconscious level, you really do hate her.

[Perndog]

You people send your girlfriends mushy e-mails and buy them flowers and stuff. Losers.

[Skulhedface]

What would you recommend? Beating her in the face with a ratchet during anal sex?

[Jixby Phillips]

Originally Posted by Blue

When i stopped doing that for my gf i just bought roses and chocolates and shit like that instead.

whats next, a diamond ring

[FS]

Write her huge, sloppy emails about how much you hate her.

[kellychaos]

Hang around her house while watching TV, drinking cheap beer and farting a lot. This endearing "thumbnail" of the average american husband will comfort her and convince her that you're indeed ready for a life of domesticity.

[Jixby Phillips]

[Blue]

whats next, a diamond ring

Im already engaged (sp?) but im a student so i cant afford the diamond ring yet

[Jixby Phillips]

AND A FUR COAT

[CrazyAmericanScum]

Yes, if you do she will think you were obligated...So get creative.

1) Go to your local pet store and buy a puppy, the cutist and most adorable one you can afford.
2) Write a beautiful poem expaining your love for her.
3) Go to the hardware store and buy a box of nails, size is up to you. But I would suggest longer nails, step 4 explains.
4) Nail the note into the puppys chest and subsequently to her front door.
5) In the still dying puppies blood write "My love for you, unlike this puppy will never die" under the body of rover.

This will not only win her back but she will never say another word about you not loving her.

[glowbelly]

whoa. you really are a crazy american.