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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I took you off because you post too much for the ignore function itself to not be annoying. It's easier to just skip your posts over I've decided.
CAN I PLAY THIS GAME TOO, A POLKA-DOTTED HAND GRENADE, FIVE BAGS OF USED POPSICLE STICKS, A TUBE OF LIP GLOSS, AND A PARDON FROM THE GOVERNOR (this is great, let's make it go on ad nauseum in several threads)
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Jeez, I'm sorry Milhouse...I apologize for not meeting the high standards you demand in posts on this forum. Henceforth, I will make it my mission in life to uphold the standards of the I-Mockery forums and to make you and other fat tongued, lard-assed 10th grade cum burps proud of me. Once again, please accept my most humble apologies.
With that being said.....I thought I'd check out some of your posts so that I could follow in your footsteps. let's see.....
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Yes I like my copy of Pokemon Silver ok shut up
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interesting....not only does this tell me you're approximately 14 years old, but it tells me you will never, in your lifetime, see a womans genitals unless you peek into the room where your mom is changing. Quality post...top quality
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
For the last few days I've made the same delicious sandwich which I don't think has a name (SO IT'S THE "MILHOUSE SANDWICH" FROM NOW ON). The ingredients are as follows.
Two slices of fresh bread
Buffalo-Style chicken
Finely shredded mozzerela cheese
Shedded crispy lettuce
Hidden Valley Ranch dressing
Louisiana Hot Sauce
After making the sandwich, you put it in a toaster oven for about 30 seconds (or a microwave if you want to make a fag sandwich), and add the hot sauce at the end.
I've been eating this for lunch every day for about a week and it gives me mouth orgasms.
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again, another top notch post. This is not only a nauseating recipe, but offers insite into your personality. You seem to really go the the creamy, white sauces on your food, as well as creamy, gooey white cheeses. I'll leave this to the others to make the "fag" jokes...I'll mearly say that you make poor nutritional choices, but make some damned fine posts.
and last, but not least....
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
THERE WAS A THREAD WITH ONE EXCLAIMATION POINT AND A THREAD WITH THREE EXCLAIMATION POINTS AND SO I FELT THIS THREAD WAS NECESSARY
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I think that this post is eveything a quality post should be. No "ad nauseum" posts in other threads, even though the entire post is in "caps", I think that could be forgiven considering the content and the humor presented. I say, Bravo...this is the I-Mockery standard for posts in a forum.
now, Terra....where were we?
ah, yes...
a pair of queen sized control top pantyhose filled with cold oatmeal, a dead carp, an oil paining of Abe Lincoln fisting U.S. Grant.