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Old Feb 10th, 2007, 11:19 PM       
good news, he's been spared for now by the miracle of modern medicine.

he has some horrible kind of spinal arthritis, but he got some medicine today and seems to be doing better. we'll know by next week if it's really doing the job, though.

it'd be great if it worked. i really prefer my dog not die
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Old Feb 11th, 2007, 03:34 AM       
if he does dies, can i have the corpse?

i want to have sex with it.
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Old Feb 11th, 2007, 07:42 PM       
george.. seriously Shut the FUCK up!

blackflag:.. Im So sorry sweetie.. why didnt you tell me this earlier when we talked? I havent been to the boards to see this.

Sean were getting hit hardcore by this lake effect shit... Although, Erie is probally much worse. luckily im in the middle of the state.
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Old Feb 11th, 2007, 11:50 PM       
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good news, he's been spared for now by the miracle of modern medicine.

he has some horrible kind of spinal arthritis, but he got some medicine today and seems to be doing better. we'll know by next week if it's really doing the job, though.

it'd be great if it worked. i really prefer my dog not die
My dog died last year. It sucks. I got a tattoo.
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Old Feb 12th, 2007, 01:32 AM       
can i have your corpse when you die lenore?

cause the corpse of blackflags dog will get worn out pretty quickly with me fucking it all the time.
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Old Feb 12th, 2007, 04:13 PM       
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Old Feb 12th, 2007, 06:12 PM       
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what does your dog sucK? you?
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Old Feb 12th, 2007, 06:27 PM       
I can always count on you for a witty repartee, can't I? Bravo.
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Old Feb 12th, 2007, 06:39 PM       
i miss you being a country dumb fuck. dude that rocked
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Old Feb 12th, 2007, 06:42 PM       
The only hillbilly slang I hadn't used yet was "skeedaddle", so the bumpkin thing just kinda played out.
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Old Feb 12th, 2007, 06:46 PM       
i hear "skeedaddles' are another name for condoms. think you can work that into a thread for us?
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Old Feb 12th, 2007, 06:56 PM       
Put out your dog in a way that's fun for the dog.
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Old Feb 12th, 2007, 07:06 PM       
Everthing dies. Life's a bitch.
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Old Feb 12th, 2007, 07:20 PM       
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can i have your corpse when you die lenore?

cause the corpse of blackflags dog will get worn out pretty quickly with me fucking it all the time.
Aren't two dead dogs and a dead cat enough for you?

Blackflag, ignore my asshole father.

I am happy for your dog. Medicine has finally done something useful.
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Old Feb 12th, 2007, 07:22 PM       
nice avatar Blue Fox. [/sarcasm]
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Old Feb 12th, 2007, 07:40 PM       
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nice avatar Blue Fox. [/sarcasm]
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Old Feb 12th, 2007, 08:24 PM       
i think the nerd likes you blue fox!!!
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Old Feb 12th, 2007, 10:42 PM       
Goat Cheese and George, go kill yourselves.

Black Flag, I am so sorry to here that. My old dog had to be put down, a few years ago. I felt so helpless as my dad was taking the dog out of the house to drive him to the vet. I hope your dog gets better with that medicine.
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Old Feb 12th, 2007, 10:48 PM       
hey i forgot to mention that i put things down, too
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Old Feb 12th, 2007, 10:57 PM       
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My dog was 18. She got pretty much the same symptoms listed above: arthritis and a tumor (in her stomach). Very sad but, we got her from a shelter when she was like 2 so it's nice to know we gave her a good life after her life as a puppy sucked hard (she was abandoned) and she lived to a ripe old age...



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Old Feb 13th, 2007, 09:01 AM       
this thread is weird cause all the people i've like never talked to are being super nice but two of my favorite i-mockery people ever are all "haha your dog is dying awesome"
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Old Feb 13th, 2007, 09:19 AM       
I have two dogs who are also closing the old age. The other one has had some problems and has gone through three operations.


Sorry for your dog, my(well, "our") previos dog died when I was 10 so I know your pain
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Old Feb 13th, 2007, 11:56 AM       
I honestly think that losing a dog you've had for years and you've grown attached to is one of the shittiest things that can happen to you so hopefully yours gets a few more years.
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Old Feb 13th, 2007, 01:43 PM       
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this thread is weird cause all the people i've like never talked to are being super nice but two of my favorite i-mockery people ever are all "haha your dog is dying awesome"
yea, that's george for you.

one minute he seems like a halfway decent guy and then he's laughing at dead animals on the side of the road.

He's like, "Whoa, that's one big cat, hahaha!"
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Old Feb 13th, 2007, 04:58 PM       
Yeah, my dog died a while ago. It really sucked even though he was old. I'm not gonna go into details as to how he died, but sufficed to say he's in a better place (under a fallen airplane engine in my back yard).
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