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Old Feb 11th, 2007, 03:07 AM        GOD FUCKNG DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!
I just broke the part of my bong that holds the slider!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 It's still usable because only the bottom portion broke so it still forms a seal but I mean WHAT THE FUCK? I already blew a hydualic line in my car and snaped the blade off my swiss army knife fixing it. What the fuck is next?
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Old Feb 11th, 2007, 03:13 AM       
What's next? Get a real knife, and roll a damn joint
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Old Feb 11th, 2007, 03:28 AM       
Whoever uses swiss knives to fix a car. Get REAL tools made of candy! @_@
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Old Feb 11th, 2007, 03:36 AM       
Alright, I half assedly fix the bong and its still not pulling right, but I smoked anyway so I'm good for now. As far as the car goes, my sebring is still parked in my mothers garage on the other side of town, but I can get there with an actuall hydraulic hose tommorow morning so thats good. But you just made a mistake dissing my swiss army knife repair skills, you see, I was a master mechanic back in the day and now I design and repair the machines that make the cars (chrysler, toyota and ford, chevy is still being cheap bastards and wont pay our prices so fuck them). I removed the clamp with the pliers attachment, then cut it back with the saw, inspected the coaxial reinforcement with the magnifieing glass, and then reatatched it with the pliers again. You couldn't do that with a $10,000 snap-on set so SHUT THE FUCK UP>

oh yeah, joints are a pain in the ass.
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Old Feb 11th, 2007, 03:51 AM       
your sebrig is at your mothers house.
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Old Feb 11th, 2007, 03:59 AM       
Yes, it broke down less then a mile from there on my way to the mall. Why, do you not have a mother? bastard?
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Old Feb 11th, 2007, 04:10 AM       
your sebring broke down while you were on the way to the mall.

and now it is at your mothers house.
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Old Feb 11th, 2007, 05:08 AM       
Maybe his mother's house was on the way to the mall? And I have fixed farm tractors with broken differentials and snapped con-rods with my Bob-The-Builder Tool Set ^__^
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Old Feb 11th, 2007, 05:11 AM       
I did that at one of my house parties

But then I went to a shop and bought this broken one for £5, and fixed it up good ;D
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Old Feb 11th, 2007, 01:49 PM       
In the beginning I though you were talking about your penis

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Old Feb 11th, 2007, 01:57 PM       
rolling joints out of good weed is for dumb jerks

BONG ALL THE WAY MY GOOD MAN EVIL ROBOT

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Make a gravity bong! Get one socket from a socket wrench kit (one that would make a nice bowl) and a 2 liter of soda. Drink the soda (or just use an already empty bottle) and cut the bottom off of the 2 liter. Take the cap and cut a hole in it just big enough for the socket, then put silly putty around the socket to seal it. Put 2 liter in a bucket or something that can fill it almost to the lid. Put weed in the lid, put the lid on the bong. Light the bong and pull upwards, the air pressure will cause the smoke to all go inside the 2 liter. When it's full (be careful filling it cause you can mess up and let a lot of smoke out) take the lid off. Put your mouth over the hole and push down, the air pressire will cause the smoke to go straight to your lungs :O
People call it a gravity/bucket bong but i think air pressure bong is a better description :O
that's actually what i smoke out of even th ough i have a bong.
You can also use the bowl from your old bong if you're smart about it.

maybe you could even seal the broken bong with silly putty. What won't it do?
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Old Feb 11th, 2007, 02:04 PM       
There's quite a good gravity bong tut here:
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/..._Tutorial.html

It works some real wonders, truth ;D
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Old Feb 11th, 2007, 02:13 PM       
GRAVITY BONG: A MASTER OF EFFICIENCY

GRAVITY BONG: SAVING WEED FROM ORPHAN GOD OF AIR

GRAVITY BONG: BRINGING THE FUN BACK IN TO LUNG COLLAPSE!
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Old Feb 11th, 2007, 07:21 PM       
Or you could just do it ghetto style, get a empty can, crush in the middle, use a pin to poke some holes in the top (not too many or too big), make sure and poke a hole in the side for the carb, and kill your throat.

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Old Feb 11th, 2007, 08:43 PM       
for someone who smokes you sure are uptight
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Old Feb 11th, 2007, 08:51 PM       
smoking weed out of a can is eve worse than smoking a joint
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Old Feb 11th, 2007, 08:53 PM       
whatever happened to a good old fashioned apple bong?
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Old Feb 11th, 2007, 08:54 PM       
apple pipe and that's about as worthless as the can
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Old Feb 11th, 2007, 08:56 PM       
how should I know. I never did drugs. Remember, I'm a rebel. Drugs are too mainstream.
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Old Feb 11th, 2007, 08:59 PM       
so is having a worthwhile opinion on the subject at hand, apparently
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so is having a worthwhile opinion on the subject at hand, apparently
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Old Feb 11th, 2007, 10:04 PM       
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Old Feb 12th, 2007, 12:31 AM       
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Old Feb 12th, 2007, 10:08 AM       
joints in cars, bongs at home.
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Old Feb 12th, 2007, 02:15 PM       
blunts in cars, joints at home, bongs at friends houses ;<
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