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Goat Cheese · #1

His manliness has made me realize how much of a man he is. We should all bow down and praise

executioneer · #2

this is gonna be a good one

Grislygus · #3

Howzahell am I supposed to make fun of the new people when they keep clustering?

Wait a second, he's alone, Get that sumbitch!

Homowner · #4

I suppose I am quite manly. I have hair on my knuckles and on the top of my feet. I also always wear a t-shirt and shorts, even on days like today when it is -7 degrees outside. That is the quintessence of manliness. I listen to Black Sabbath as well. Black Sabbath is a manly band.

Grislygus · #5

For the first five albums.

Homowner · #6

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Originally Posted by Grislygus

For the first five albums.

False. People who think that are the ones who think Ozzy's solo group is actually good. Sabbath's two best albums are Heaven and Hell (the 9th album) and Born Again (the 11th album). Yes, the first 5 albums are good, but not as good as albums 9 and 11. 9 and 11 is like 9/11, which is funny.

Oh, and Sabbath's 6th album, "Sabotage," is good as well.

kahljorn · #7

You fucking jerk, a lot of people died in that tragedy and we as a country still have yet to get over it. Thanks for playing on a sensitive nerve.

ps I made my own tribute to homowner in his thread in mockwars.

Homowner · #8

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Originally Posted by kahljorn

You fucking jerk, a lot of people died in that tragedy and we as a country still have yet to get over it. Thanks for playing on a sensitive nerve..

Actually, I was referring to the fraction nine-elevenths. That is a funny number.

kahljorn · #9

Me too

kahljorn · #10

THE TRAGEDY OF MISCALCULATION

Fathom Zero · #11

:hahahaha

kahljorn · #12

Did anybody read my tribute to homowner yet?

Homowner · #13

I read it. I felt that it was quite well written, however you didn't use the word "quite" enough.

kahljorn · #14

I captured your cunting soul and used it against you in a work of art.

Grislygus · #15

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Originally Posted by Homowner

False. People who think that are the ones who think Ozzy's solo group is actually good. Sabbath's two best albums are Heaven and Hell (the 9th album) and Born Again (the 11th album). Yes, the first 5 albums are good, but not as good as albums 9 and 11. 9 and 11 is like 9/11, which is funny.

Oh, and Sabbath's 6th album, "Sabotage," is good as well.

I believe YOU were the one who said "manly", mister smartass. If by "manly" you mean "good", you A: should clarify and B: stop being sucha sexist, jeez.

Homowner · #16

Yeah..9 and 11 are manly too. What isn't manly about Ronnie James Dio's singing voice? Or that scream Ian Gillan does at the beginning of "Trashed."

kahljorn · #17

Yea.. the number 11 is real manly.. fag.

---> <--- LOOK FAMILIAR FAG IT PROBABLY LOOKS SIMILAR TO WHEN YOU PLAY SWORDS WITH YOUR GAY LOVER LANCE, YOU PENIS SWASHFUCKLER

Womti · #18

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Originally Posted by Goat Cheese

His manliness has made me realize how much of a man he is. We should all bow down and praise

homowner vaguely gives me the impression of someone who tries to be "verbally manly", but is apparently not manly in the literal sense.

Homowner · #19

I'm so manly that I was shoveling snow in 7 degree weather while wearing a t-shirt and shorts...I wasn't wearing shoes either. This story I'm telling posseses verisimilitude.