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Old Mar 4th, 2007, 04:10 AM        MOCK WARS 2K7 GRUDGE MATCHES
As the Mock Wars enter their 3rd and 4th rounds, the number of actual fights of course dwindles with each halving of the competitors. It is for this VERY REASON that we are adding GRUDGE MATCHES to the Mock Wars this year in the 3rd and 4th rounds.

These GRUDGE MATCH rounds will be OPTIONAL for the voters, and will take place in the same timeframe as the Block A and B matches. Ideally, I'd like to have 1-2 grudge matches per block. I realize this is short notice for potential Block A grudgers, but hopefully this is something you all would like to get involved in.

Eligible contestants are:
- Anyone who is not "event blacklisted", and
- Anyone who has not yet been eliminated from the Mock Wars proper (in other words, if you've already been eliminated from this year's Mock Wars, you CAN participate in a grudge match.)

Here's how you sign up for this:
1. State your desire to participate in this thread.
2. State the Block in which you'd like to participate (Block A is Mon-Tues-Wed, Block B is Thurs-Fri-Sat).
3. State the name of your proposed opponent.
4. Have your opponent post in similar fashion in this thread to confirm.

Then, you people say in this thread which of these matches you'd most like to see. The grudge matches that get the "green light" to proceed in Round 3 will be the ones that the most people want to see happen.

Since the Chojin VS Max Burbank match has been frontpaged on I-Mockery, we've had close to a hundred people watching these fights simultaneously; There are a lot of people watching the Mock Wars now, and we need content from people who are willing to deliver. Do not sign up for this to make an unfunny ass of yourself to prove some sort of point that none of us could care less about. Only sign up if you honestly think you could do a good job.
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Old Mar 4th, 2007, 10:11 AM       
- Anyone who has not yet been eliminated from the Mock Wars proper (in other words, if you've already been eliminated from this year's Mock Wars, you CAN participate in a grudge match.)

This confused me. So ANYONE can participate, basically?
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Old Mar 4th, 2007, 11:33 AM       
Anyone who is not currently competing in mock wars.
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Old Mar 4th, 2007, 11:50 AM       
Chojin, you vs me, if you don't make it past max this round.

It has to happen sooner or later.
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Old Mar 4th, 2007, 04:31 PM       
That'd be a great match

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Old Mar 4th, 2007, 04:56 PM       
Kahl, your comments might be of some value, unfortunately due to your lack of showing up for your own fight.

It means nothing.

So, unless your actually in this thread to start a 'grudge match' with someone, nobody cares.
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Old Mar 4th, 2007, 05:13 PM       
noob3 vs noob4, clash of the titans!!
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Old Mar 4th, 2007, 05:51 PM       
If I didn't show up for my matches I would've been banned.

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Old Mar 4th, 2007, 06:02 PM       
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Old Mar 5th, 2007, 12:41 AM       
yeah but are you the original noob4

we'll never know!
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Old Mar 5th, 2007, 03:15 AM       
I HAVE A GRUDGE AGAINST EVERYBODY ON THIS BOARD. THEREFORE, I WANT TO BATTLE ALL OF YOU AT ONCE IN THE SAME THREAD. YOU CAN TELL I'M SERIOUS BECAUSE I WROTE THIS MESSAGE IN ALL CAPS, GREEN TEXT AND I UNDERLINED IT!

AND WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT EXCLAMATION POINT? YOU JUST *KNOW* I MEAN BUSINESS!

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Old Mar 5th, 2007, 12:03 PM       
Free shots with RoGer, what bar?
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Old Mar 5th, 2007, 12:09 PM       
I'd like to see Rog VS The World, and Lenor VS Chojin ;o
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Old Mar 5th, 2007, 12:17 PM       
I CONCUR
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Old Mar 5th, 2007, 02:45 PM       
Mockery you're a neon green wearing fag and if you weren't covered in boogers i would slap you.

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Old Mar 5th, 2007, 02:50 PM       
Coming from the vagifart covered in a cyclops squid, I imagine "slapping" is about all you're capable of. I, on the other hand, wouldn't hesitate to stomp on your throat in an effort to rid the world of yet another whimpering sack of flesh.

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Old Mar 5th, 2007, 02:51 PM       
Vagifart covered in a squid? What the hell, squids can't ride balloons.
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Old Mar 5th, 2007, 02:58 PM       
They ride in water balloons.
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Old Mar 5th, 2007, 03:03 PM       
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Old Mar 5th, 2007, 03:09 PM       
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What the hell, squids can't ride balloons.
Clearly, somebody hasn't watched enough Discovery Channel.
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Old Mar 5th, 2007, 03:20 PM       
:LOL :LOL :LOL

Kahl only watches the discovery channel, when his parents are in the room monitoring his rampant porno channel surfing.
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Old Mar 5th, 2007, 07:40 PM       
Whatever grislygus and mockery what do you guys know about SCIENCE? I'd like to see a squid ride a balloon filled with vagifart gas. Does a squid weigh lighter than air? HUH?
In fact why don't they have vagifart races?

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Old Mar 5th, 2007, 07:47 PM       
My parents are dead, I'm an orphan and sing on the street. Panhandling is my trade, droppin Trix are my game.

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Old Mar 5th, 2007, 11:33 PM       
...AND YET, SOMEHOW, YOU DON'T SEEM TO WEAR IT ON YOUR SLEEVE..
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Old Mar 6th, 2007, 04:48 PM       
Why would I wear my dead parents on my sleeve?
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