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ThisIsWitty · #**451**

Better yet just ban him.

Seven Force · #**452**

You first.

Crying Baby Jesus · #**453**

/BIYACH!

Anonymous · #**454**

All of you fucktards get out of my fucking thread.

Father §p@z · #**455**

What were the boards like before Mad Max?

Anonymous · #**456**

They sucked more, fucktard. It didn't start getting interesting until I showed up.

Father §p@z · #**457**

Someone besides Max answer my question please.

Anonymous · #**458**

Nobody cares and get the fuck out of my thread fucktard.

dead_pigeon · #**459**

Why is this your thread?

Crying Baby Jesus · #**460**

because hes cooler than you.....and gayer too

Anonymous · #**461**

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crying Baby Jesus

because hes cooler than you.....and gayer too

ArrowX: you are in NO position to be saying anyone is gay, when you get verbally (As well as physically) fucked in the ass on a daily basis.

Dead Pigeon: Read the fucking title of the thread fucktard, besides every thread in the mock wars is pretty much mine now.

dead_pigeon · #**462**

That's stupid.

Also, saying mad max is gayer implies that I am gay... and in reluctant agreeance I have to say you are in no position to accuse people of being gay.

Anonymous · #**463**

The best thing about this thread, is the fact that the edit function is currently broken, and Matt can't change the title of it.

Crying Baby Jesus · #**464**

Madmax is right about the owning mockwars thing.

Anonymous · #**465**

Good, now that everyone's agreed with me, get the fuck outta my thread, fucktards.

Terra · #**466**

Quote:

Originally Posted by Father §p@z

What were the boards like before Mad Max?

Deadsville. The vets pretty much sucked the life out of here, began getting bored and then were going after each other, which was pathetic to watch. Bunch of half assed attempts to out limp each other dicks and some of them needed both hands to spread their cheeks for the others. Max came in here and wiped the forum with them and established "fucktard" and "fucktardettedom" which gave us all rank, file and definition. Again, the use of "one shot, one kill" tactics reestablished the forum and restored order. Mad Max is the ruler of the noob underworld and if you notice, there are a couple of vets that won't touch him. More than a couple-quite a few, in fact. Mad Max shows no favoritism and slaughters all of us with equal fervor and ease.

In short, Mad Max is our Savior and if your wise, you'll accept your place around here like the rest of us. Your tube of KY is on the counter, practice bending over and lay low, he's after bigger fish than us noobs but if we get in the way, it's our asses.

Welcome to Fucktardom!

kellychaos · #**467**

Thanks for that very brief synopsis. Now go into the bathroom and wipe off that DNA mask. It doesn't be-cum you.

Anonymous · #**468**

kellychaos: Neither does the shit on your fucking diaper, dicksnot. Get the fuck outta here fucktard, and take your ass licking buddy ArrowX with you.

Crying Baby Jesus · #**469**

you gonna make me leave you cuntbag? I isn't going nowhere

Anonymous · #**470**

Of course you're going nowhere fucktard, you don't have a fucking life which also is going nowhere. The best you can hope for in the fucking future is to be working at a fucking McDonalds, or a blowboy in public rest stops. I'd say you'd better try the blowboy career, and least you have experience in sucking, faggot.