AUTOMATIC ENGLISH TO VINCEANESE TRANSLATOR!

[mburbank]

A challenge! Post a simple sentence in English and I'll translate it into Vinceanese!

[glowbelly]

I love cats.

[mburbank]

I love at the cats for with.

[glowbelly]

I used to be fat, but now I'm just kind of plump.

[mburbank]

I admit full handedly I went and was fat myself but now I'm just being kind of plump quite much.

[glowbelly]

I think that Vincezeb writes George Bush's speeches.

[FS]

"Let's agree to disagree."

[mburbank]

"Vincezeb is who I am thinking is writing speeches of for George Bush"

"I'm letting us be for the disagreement of of agreeing with myself and yourself."

[glowbelly]

"i know what i believe. i will continue to articulate what i believe, and what i believe--i believe what i believe is right."

vince or george?

[mburbank]

"I belive I know I blevie what I'm believing myself about when belief is all about it at what I'm going on with. It's right. End of story


Myself or the being of President"

[sspadowsky]

"I find your liberal rhetoric to be grossly ill-informed."
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Coach Handbags

[mburbank]

Just like a lib! All your speaking is from the wrong which can't have true thing behind it.

[The_Rorschach]

"Jesus loves you"

[mburbank]

"Jesus is being in love with yourself quite much so."

[glowbelly]

i had a cinnamon-raisin bagel, a banana and some vanilla rooibos hot tea for breakfast today.

[mburbank]

"Me? A cinnamon-raisin bagel is for breakfast what I'm having had. And had having on a banana and myslef also had having of some vanilla rooibos hot tea on for myself's breakfast today. You? Some fat which was on the floor also where your tears were at you fuckin pussy."

[GothNAPrepsBody]

I wish you would all die while im in iraq

[Protoclown]

I think Vince got scared away forever.

[Spectre X]

another one to translate:

"Hello."

[mburbank]

"I'd go in a heartbeat but I can't. Can not. End of sentence. But when I become a nuclear submarine officer and I'm there I'm hoping for myself that you die, pussy."

"Scared away myslef which is Vince I'm thinking forever, net geek."

"Helloing"

[Helm]

The descriptive means availabe to a postmodernist, whereas limited to their symbolism, are inherently unlimited in terms of context; A bird as a postmodern symbol is ultimately impossible to categorise and quantify given historical, societal information, but it can be used freely in seemingly incompartible context exactly due to that.

[Carnivore]

I'm standing by with a Gold Seal of Approval™ for Max, but I'm going to withhold it until he translates Helm's sentence.

[mburbank]

"Oh! Oh! Look at me! I'm, jamesman and I'm a big Pussy! Wah wah wah I'm postmodernist !"

Fuck that shit with the bird being at a symbol. It's unlimmited! End of sentence! you want to categorize and quantify quite much? it's exactly due to that on the floor of your basement with the tears from your eating. They want to kill us! that's historical information. You don't think so? Seemingly myself did in a freely used incompartablest used by me at the end of the day. Sure I'm cocky when the societal need is behind it is with the backed up. You think its a bird? You aren't knowing even ths shit on it.

[glowbelly]

but that was helm, not jamesman, max!!

[mburbank]

"It so funny at me you are assuming Myself not to be knowing Helm was this new one at me, The pussyness of it was more liking to Jamesman who is a pussy more often."