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Old Jan 30th, 2005, 08:31 PM        I want to kill crowd surfers.
So my first mistake was waiting 50 minutes in line to buy shirts. Next mistake was to go back in with those shirts and then getting stuck in huge crowd. I tried to push up to the front and give my friend my stuff for him to hold on to. I was going nowhere, when I see a hand snatch a shirt out of my hands. I try to go see who it is when I get rammed by a crowd surfer. I'm trying to find the asshole that took my shirt when my friend comes up to me and tells me that her boyfriend passed out and that we need to get the other 7 people we came with. Somehow we got 6 people together and we just waited for the last person to come out since the show was almost over. Then we got lost for about an hour, going home.

But Streetlight Manifesto is still the best live preformance I've ever seen.
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Old Jan 30th, 2005, 10:02 PM       
I got kicked in the face by a crowd surfer. He was a cunt.
And i almost got snapped in half by another one jumping off the stage, then everyone except me moved out the way and i took the full force of his overweightness
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Old Jan 31st, 2005, 05:02 PM       
I want to kill those gay karate dancers. Goofy bastards.
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Old Jan 31st, 2005, 10:16 PM       
the moshers aren't bad here. then again they don't do karate bulshit.

overweight crowd surfer kicked helm in the face too
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Old Jan 31st, 2005, 11:02 PM       
karate dancers are funny
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Old Feb 1st, 2005, 01:25 AM       
I'm glad I don't go out.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2005, 01:22 AM       
I got someones butt in my face and it hurt. I started to bleed so I wiped it on some guy's shirt.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2005, 09:57 PM       
i just realized you're indian lol
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Old Feb 3rd, 2005, 11:26 AM       
There was this enormous fatass at a Gwar show whose arms were bigger than my legs. He was doing some sort of crazy uppercut sort of thing in the mosh pit.....all of a sudden, these security guards come out of nowhere and drag his fat ass out of the bar....

We all laughed and pointed....
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Old Feb 3rd, 2005, 06:00 PM       
The same thing happened at the GWAR show I was at. I was at the Avalon in Boston.
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Old Feb 4th, 2005, 12:12 AM       
One time i got kicked in the head by some son of a bitch who was crowd surfing and i look up and it was one of my friends who i hadn't seen in like 6 months :holycow
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Old Feb 8th, 2005, 11:40 AM       
Just punch them in the kidneys.

I get clocked pretty regularly since I'm a head taller than most folks around me. I'm not a violent person but there's something about getting sucker-punched that'll make you see red.

I was at a Blues Explosion show once and there was this guy slamming around like he was at some Oi show or something. He was running into girls who were trying to stay out of the way yet still close enough to see. Drinks were spilled and basically he was spoiling everyone's time around him. Instead of looking for security, I tripped him and when he hit the ground, I give him a couple of healthy kicks to the ribs.

I thought surely I was in for a fight but he got up and started explaining that he was trying to have fun. I reminded him that everyone else was there for the same reason and that I'd do it again if he kept acting like an ass. Either he went somewhere else or he calmed down because I don't remember seeing him again after that.

I've abandoned any scene solidarity after the pits lost the counter-clockwise formation. Those damn ninja dancers make me want to start tossing bar stools. Fortunately, I don't find myself in too many "pits" these days.
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Old Feb 9th, 2005, 12:46 PM       
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The same thing happened at the GWAR show I was at. I was at the Avalon in Boston.
I was at Five Points Music Hall in Birmingham, Alabama..
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Old Feb 10th, 2005, 12:49 AM       
the only thing I can find memorable was at a Nickelback concert in my town and people started wailing the band with shoes.
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Old Feb 10th, 2005, 12:45 PM       
as it should be....
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Old Feb 10th, 2005, 12:48 PM       
where did they get all the shoes
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Old Feb 11th, 2005, 12:16 AM       
why were you at a Nickelback concert?
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