the physicians were always doing shit like that to each other.
one guy talked to a colleague before a conference in Denver and told him that Viagra has the side effect of easing altitude sickness. The guy took a bunch of Viagra on the plane and developed priapism.
Someone gave these
as gifts because they make your shit look bloody. Then he got a kick out of it if he found out the recipient ordered a stool screen or colonoscopy.
Another guy got the super-wide saran wrap and stretched it over the bowl of the toilet, then put down the seat because his target was known for pissing on the seat. It was stretched so tight it was perfectly clear, you couldn't see it if you weren't looking for it. When the guy went in and pissed, the pee bounced off it like a drum and all over his scrubs. It wasn't too harmful because you just grab more off the linen cart, just a little mean.