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Old May 15th, 2012, 02:07 PM       
Versed has saved me from a few stressful pre-op waits. It also apparently makes me tell the truth.
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Old May 15th, 2012, 02:51 PM       
Demerol.
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Old May 15th, 2012, 03:50 PM       
More than once I've wished for a Valium versed drip on an Iv cart I can just wheel around with me. Don't care at the time, don't remember it later- perfect formula.
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Old May 15th, 2012, 04:15 PM       
I think I want to break my back so that I can lay in a morphine induced comma watching the survivor reunion and groping nurses.
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Old May 15th, 2012, 04:28 PM       
Every time I go to the dentist I'm told "we should probably get those wisdom teeth out next time". Twice a year for the last 6 years.
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Old May 15th, 2012, 05:16 PM       
The government is trying to make people into drooling drug addict sheep by removing your wisdom teeth.

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Old May 15th, 2012, 06:47 PM       
I got vicodin.

I think I'll just take some ibuprofen and get the fucking swelling down. It's making it a bitch to eat.
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Old May 15th, 2012, 07:58 PM       
They gave me Dilaudid for something once and that was an experience. When people talked, their words stretched out and rippled and snapped like ribbons in the wind. Also, I made up a language in my head and it was hilarious to me.

A lot of people go on about how great Fentanyl is, but it never did much for me.

Normally I just turn down all that stuff and take Excedrin. But they don't want you taking aspirin if your mouth is bleeding.
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Old May 16th, 2012, 12:19 AM       
I need to get my fucking wisdom teeth out. I have 6 and they're aggravating.
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Old May 16th, 2012, 12:41 AM       
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Old May 16th, 2012, 01:46 AM       
AGH THE SWELLING AGH THE CAN'T OPEN MY MOUTH ANYMORE AGH WHY CAN'T I BITE THIS ICE CREAM SANDWICH
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Old May 16th, 2012, 03:32 AM       
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Old May 16th, 2012, 05:07 AM       
Speaking of drugs, what's this I hear about scopolamine being used to turn people into zombies?
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Old May 16th, 2012, 08:13 AM       
speaking of wisdom teeth, how much would it cost to have one removed without insurance?

because one of mine (i have three!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm highly evolved!!!!!!!!!! i guess i'm about to have two, but not naturally) is definitely falling apart. doesn't hurt, but a big chunk definitely broke off a few nights ago and now i have a very sharp tooth in the back of my mouth.
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Old May 16th, 2012, 08:16 AM       
I'm not sure about wisdom teeth, but the going rate for having a molar pulled around here is $200-300.
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Old May 16th, 2012, 08:46 AM       
yux. i guess that's not so bad.

do you think it would higher or lower in an area with a high concentration of smokeless tobacco users and meth-heads?

living costs are dirt cheap because living sucks.
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Old May 16th, 2012, 09:16 AM       
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Old May 16th, 2012, 12:10 PM       
My teeth are perfect and I don't take painkillers

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Old May 16th, 2012, 08:46 PM       
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Old May 16th, 2012, 11:00 PM       
But yeah, I do take massive amounts of fluoride.
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Old May 17th, 2012, 02:57 AM       
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Speaking of drugs, what's this I hear about scopolamine being used to turn people into zombies?
Scopolamine is one of the principal deliriant alkaloids found in datura stramonium, commonly known as jimson weed or loco weed, easily the most powerful deliriant drug in the history of ever. It's believed that it might be useful as both a truth serum and a zombie drug because if you gave it to someone and asked them questions or told them to do shit, they'd be far, far too fucked up to know not to tell you or to argue with you. The downside is that they could easily be too fucked up to even hear you, so most real-world instances of datura/scopolamine poisoning involve people being drugged, robbed/whatever, and tossed into a ditch. Even if it works as a truth serum, it's going to be far from reliable due to the effects of the drug, and probably nobody's going to check because making a person eat this stuff just to test a stupid urban myth wouldn't be nice at all.

The short of what it actually does is, basically, all of the "bad acid trips" you see portrayed in the movies where characters run around getting chased by imaginary monsters and watching maggots crawl out of their noses? Datura actually does stuff like this. You'll see, hear, feel, taste, smell, and generally interact with shit that isn't there, commonly creepy shit like rats, spiders, giant spiders, dinosaurs, shadow people, and shit that looks like it belongs in Silent Hill. The cultist drug mentioned in the first SH game, White Claudia, is a pretty clear analogue to datura. I've never tried datura itself, but I have tripped on weaker deliriants before, and I would describe the experience as "like visiting Silent Hill while drunk." The really fun part is that, save for fleeting moments of clarity, users often completely forget that they have taken drugs at all, and will be unable to tell whether the army of scorpions crawling out of the eyes of the painting of baby Jesus are real or not. All told, this is an extremely unpleasant class of drugs.

Fun facts about datura: the high has been reported as lasting for about three days, and unless watched and cared for users will typically wander far away from their starting point and either end up naked and covered in shit in a ditch in Mexico, or in the hospital. The potency of the alkaloids in datura varies from batch to batch, making it difficult to judge doses properly. It'll kill the shit out of you if you take too much, or if you decide to try driving after taking it, which is entirely possible because you'll be so fucked up under this stuff that you won't even know not to play in your own shit.

It's also unscheduled in a lot of places, which is hilarious. http://www.erowid.org/plants/datura/datura_law.shtml

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Old May 17th, 2012, 12:04 PM       
lol linking to erowid
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one of my girlfriend's kids is a vocal agitatin' hyperchristian and he hit another kid or something and she asked what his problem was and he said the other kid threw something at him or whatever i don't remember these details all i know is that my girlfriend asked him "well why didn't you turn the other cheek, HUH?!"
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Old May 17th, 2012, 02:04 PM       
I heard something a few years back about a zombie powder blown in peoples faces. I quickly ignored it.
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Old May 17th, 2012, 03:06 PM       
There are various neurological toxins you can get from plants that do that to people. Haitians get the famous rap for it, but things like that have their apothecarial roots in Africa, obviously.

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Old May 17th, 2012, 07:03 PM       
I think some of the prions can do it too.
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