Porn

[fartymowler]

A billion dollar industry and everytime I see one it's a piece of crap. I've tried a few time's to watch one with the wife but honestly they are boring and don't do anything to spice up a night.


Has anyone ever seen a porn movie that was actually well done?

[OperationScuzBucket]

found on kazaa: "CD Girls- Regina and Laura"

That was one of the few good movies I've seen...now that I think of it, there aren't many. :/

[CaptainBubba]

OMG. MY BONER IS SO TOTTALLY GONE NOW.

CD girls sucks. Cock teasing shit.

Porn movies aren't good. But we're supposed to love them anyway. And I do.

[James]

When you're watching a porno, are you concerned more with getting turned on by a girl sucking a cock, or by the cock's inner turmoil between it's coke habit, and its desire to become a football star?

When you're watching a porno, are you concerned more with getting turned on by a girl getting fucked in the ass, or by the realistic computer-generated creatures that are sitting around watching them?

Pornos are most low-budget, because mose of the money would be wasted trying to make the non-sex more enjoyable. And when you're watching a porno, you should be watching it for the fact that a girl is going to lick cum from another girl's vagina, and not for it's story, effects, period accuracy (as in time period), and so on.

[Anti-Xocial]

If there was some way of integrating a good story line, with good actors (and not just a bunch of unknowns) screwing then all you would have is material for an "R' rated movie!
Porn isn't meant to be aesthetically "good", it has only one (practical) function ...and that is to make you cum!

[Cap'n Crunch]

GANGLAND EPISODE #25

ONE WRONG STEP IN GANGLAND, AND YOU'LL GET GANG BANGED!

[Anonymous]

Flashpoint and most other Jenna Jameson videos are good. There's a reason she's famous.

[FS]

Per tradition, my brother's friends always give him some porn movies for his birthday, to watch when everyone's drunk/high enough. In one of them, a woman was first 'confessing' that she had fantasies about fucking her uncle, then she was fucked by this bald guy wearing glasses, a terrible fake mustache and a pipe. He looked like the Monopoly guy, I couldn't stop laughing.

[Jixby Phillips]

Originally Posted by Chojin

Flashpoint and most other Jenna Jameson videos are good. There's a reason she's famous.

Yeah I know she slept her way to the top

[punkgrrrlie10]

There are specific porns made for couples...you should seek those out. Otherwise you get the cheesy unbelievable gardner or pizza boy scene.

[fartymowler]

I know that there is movies out there for couples.

Maybe Noob3 was right when he said " Vagina's are ugly " for the fact that making a movie with props ie: the vagina and the penis are impossible to film without a crude connotation. I like the Anime that is sexy it's too bad that someone couldn't bring one of those to life.

[soundtest]

i saw this futuristic sci-fi porn once.. i forget what it was called... when their ship blasted off they used the windows 'starry night' screen saver for the backdrop genius

[The Retro Kat]

I HATE PORN!!!

[Carnivore]

Porn is utilitarian. It doesn't have to be quality, it just has to get the job done.