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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 05:04 PM        PLEASE EXPLAIN
NEED INSIGHT INTO THE MALE MENTALITY HERE...

Why would a guy who just wants to get into a girl's pants and fake a relationship ask a girl out who he knew full-well plans to stay a virgin until marriage?! And on top of that call her 5 times a day "just to talk"?!?!

IT MAKES NO SENSE

Please...enlighten me.
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 05:08 PM       
Because reports suggest that having sex is better than masturbating.
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 10:16 PM       
Because he wants to be the one to try and change her mind and de-virginize her.

That way his insecurities fade and he can feel more like a man.
Oh and to tell all his friends he banged a virgin.
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 10:34 PM       
because he has a penis
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 10:35 PM       
and most people who have peni are men
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 10:41 PM       
If you intend to be a virgin until you're married, then how come you made a thread about how to give blowjobs?

Heh, I said "come."

Oh, wait. That was someone else. I checked. The thread starter's name was in the title of the BJ thread. That must be why I got all mixed up.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 12:06 AM       
yeah actually that was me

BJs and sex are not the same thing, silly!
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 12:08 AM       
FUCK THAT DON'T GET MARRIED TO HER IT'S LIKE A DEATH TRAP AM I RIGHT BUBBA? LOLZ
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 12:14 AM       
BECAUSE HE WANTS HER TO HAVE FUN WITH HIS BRROOMSTICK!
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 12:20 AM       
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 12:21 AM       
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FUCK THAT DON'T GET MARRIED TO HER IT'S LIKE A DEATH TRAP AM I RIGHT BUBBA? LOLZ
Yes...I have a nasty habit of I luring men to me to spin them in my web then eat them and dispose of the carcass in the dumpster at the park near my house...but keep that on the dl, kej?
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 12:21 AM       


Sorry sir, I didn't mean to offend you. Above is a picture of an emoticon wanking on another.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 12:38 AM       
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Because he wants to be the one to try and change her mind and de-virginize her.

That way his insecurities fade and he can feel more like a man.
Oh and to tell all his friends he banged a virgin.
Bingo.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 12:38 AM       
If you blow them, you might as well fuck them.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 12:41 AM       
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 12:52 AM       
Maybe he's actually fallen in love with her. You can't really control who you fall in love with, and unfortunately, a really horny pervert may fall in love with someone that wants to be a virgin until they're married. Shit happens.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 01:19 AM       
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If you blow them, you might as well fuck them.
Agreed.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 01:25 AM        Re: PLEASE EXPLAIN
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NEED INSIGHT INTO THE MALE MENTALITY HERE...

Why would a guy who just wants to get into a girl's pants and fake a relationship ask a girl out who he knew full-well plans to stay a virgin until marriage?! And on top of that call her 5 times a day "just to talk"?!?!

IT MAKES NO SENSE

Please...enlighten me.
He has a penis. You have a vagina. The penis goes inside the vagina.

That's why.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 11:04 AM       
Because, he doesn't respect your resolution. Duh.

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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 11:43 AM       
Despite what you hear from the liberal media, men do like sex.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 12:45 PM       
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FUCK THAT DON'T GET MARRIED TO HER IT'S LIKE A DEATH TRAP AM I RIGHT BUBBA? LOLZ
If she wasn't my sister. And she was hot. And I didn't already sort of have a girlfriend. I would totally rape that shit.

I'm not fucking kidding. Note the lack of caps.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 01:30 PM       
the sweetest thing a brother could say...

now you don't have to get her a christmas present
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 06:12 PM       
Blowjobs lead to sex. If you didn't want him to bug you about sex, you shouldn't have spread your lips for him, sister.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 06:51 PM       
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Blowjobs lead to sex. If you didn't want him to bug you about sex, you shouldn't have spread your lips for him, sister.
AMEN.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 08:22 PM       
I think it's about time there was a purifying firestorm to cleanse the world of all INSTANCES OF WOMAN


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