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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 03:31 PM       
Okay. The only correct answer to this question is love, but I'll go with the flow.

- A good, warm bed.
- A hammock, a garden with some weed plants.
- A wife that understands me and doesn't bug me.
- PC, Internet, Suprnova.
- A toilet where I can sit for six hours and nobody comes tell me to get off the damn toilet already. So, I want my own private toilet.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 03:50 PM        Re: the not so simple things in life
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1. a giant shower room with a huge bath tub where i can spend hours at a time just relaxing.
AKA a rack of pneumonic devices.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 11:04 PM       
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sharing achimps month long orgasm. or at least having a thirty day battery pack.


I'd also like a soapy tit wank.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 11:10 PM       
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i thought that's what your avatar was for?
i WISH
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 11:32 PM       
I want a room soley for listenting to music, playing music, playing cards, and smoking cigs, pipes, and hookahs.
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Old Oct 23rd, 2004, 01:08 AM       
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i WISH :(
it must just be me. :P
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Old Oct 23rd, 2004, 01:26 AM       
Maybe a new car :/

And a large mural in my room of Ernest Borgnine giving a Thumbs Up.

You know, for my self esteem
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Old Oct 24th, 2004, 05:52 PM       
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I'd also like a soapy tit wank.
Lotion is better. Soap dries the skin and delicate nipple area.

(Nevermind how I know this)
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Old Oct 24th, 2004, 06:01 PM       
porsche 911 carrera or a '93 saab 900 convertible
unlimited time to write my book
a harem of hot men who don't want commitment but have good conversation
bigger boobs
a horde of police-trained german shepherds at my beck and call
f16 fighting falcon, always gassed up
a house in the alps and a sniper rifle
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Old Oct 24th, 2004, 07:30 PM       
I'm completely happy so instead of listing what i want ill list what i have so all of you will have something to strive for:


A girlfriend who performs lude sexual acts with me in front of other people for money. Lots of it

Making money for sex/masturbation. Lots of it.

Being able to afford rent in two days worth of work, where i just chat online all day and occasionally orgasm.

A super girlfriend.

A-cups(so far) and a 9 inch penis.

a good stereo and lots of neurosis.

Exotic drugs and sedatives.

A girlfriend who likes sex magick and tantra.

A huge library of over 8,000 books.

Being smarter than everyone else.
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Old Oct 24th, 2004, 07:31 PM       
-the ability to move away from Georgia... or at least the part I live in.......
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Old Oct 24th, 2004, 07:45 PM       
A library and/ or separate room for all the crap i will doubtlessly collect as i age.

A righteous stereo system.

A super lady.

A squad of deadly ninjas who will do my bidding.

One deadly red robot.
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Old Oct 24th, 2004, 08:03 PM       
Money

A large chainsaw that can attach to my truck.

18 crates full of LAWs'

And a Dollar Sign Bag
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Old Oct 24th, 2004, 10:17 PM       
The end of the world. ;<
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Old Oct 24th, 2004, 11:23 PM       
i love you, jin ;>
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 02:55 AM       
A Nintendo

A Controller

A garage

A fog machine

A sword
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 03:26 AM       
I want magic pants where every time I reach in my pocket theres 20 dollars, but I would settle for a guy who is behind me all the time putting 20 dollars in my pocket when I'm not looking. What a cool guy.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 09:18 AM       
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I want magic pants where every time I reach in my pocket theres 20 dollars, but I would settle for a guy who is behind me all the time putting 20 dollars in my pocket when I'm not looking. What a cool guy.
nice one, i'd appreciate that too.
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