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Old Sep 16th, 2003, 01:56 AM        Just a thought...
Do some women post here because they get the attention here that they don't get from their peer groups?
I mean, If someone is not getting the attention they want from school, work, home, friends... why not post on a board where most of the residents have never even seen a real girl up close, let alone talked to one. I mean, yeah it's attention, but do you really want that sort of attention, and do you really want it from a bunch of 13-24 y/o virgins...
What I mean to say is, yeah I'm sure that many of our vetran females here at I-Mockery have REALIZED, & gotten used to the fact that every time they post a picture of themselves that there are tons of teenage boys jerking off to it ( the same boys who make feeble attemps to hit on them, feel rejected, and then post mean things)...
All I am saying is... Shit I totally forgot my point, but I'm going to post this anyway... Did I just totally come off as an ass? Can anyone figure out the point I was going for?


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Old Sep 16th, 2003, 08:53 AM       
The simplest explanation of why women post here is because of my presence. I'm a babe magnet.
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Old Sep 16th, 2003, 09:17 AM       
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Old Sep 16th, 2003, 10:23 AM       
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The simplest explanation of why women post here is because of my presence. I'm a babe magnet.
The demographics which I've compiled actually show that you're more of a "guy magnet". Perhaps more research is needed. :/
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Old Sep 16th, 2003, 11:05 AM       
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Old Sep 16th, 2003, 11:20 AM       
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Old Sep 16th, 2003, 01:48 PM       
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Old Sep 16th, 2003, 02:32 PM       
Actually, research has shown that Chimp is not really a magnet. He's more like a bug zapper. Girls are drawn to his eerie glow, only to be electrocuted to death once they get too close.
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Old Sep 16th, 2003, 02:41 PM       
Hey! Don't make Fun of Chimpy...
He's Cool in my book*, Plus the ladies love AChimp... to write papers for them, to buy them things and then not put out, and let's not forget just to make fun of him...



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Old Sep 16th, 2003, 02:42 PM       
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Old Sep 16th, 2003, 03:28 PM       
AChimp, I won't make fun of you if I didn't respect you...
You are cool in my "you rock, and are a fellow nerd. Someday I will teach you the ways of Drunken D&D... Rev. D houserules" book...
I just like to abuse those who will get it, otherwise I just tell them something stupid they can follow...
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Old Sep 16th, 2003, 04:04 PM        Re: Just a thought...
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Do some women post here because they get the attention here that they don't get from their peer groups?
I mean, If someone is not getting the attention they want from school, work, home, friends... why not post on a board where most of the residents have never even seen a real girl up close, let alone talked to one. I mean, yeah it's attention, but do you really want that sort of attention, and do you really want it from a bunch of 13-24 y/o virgins...
What I mean to say is, yeah I'm sure that many of our vetran females here at I-Mockery have REALIZED, & gotten used to the fact that every time they post a picture of themselves that there are tons of teenage boys jerking off to it ( the same boys who make feeble attemps to hit on them, feel rejected, and then post mean things)...
All I am saying is... Shit I totally forgot my point, but I'm going to post this anyway... Did I just totally come off as an ass? Can anyone figure out the point I was going for?


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Thats like saying,,, Do some ppl post stupid comments just to get attention. You say it as girls just try to get attention. Which, Is not true. why care so much anyways? If you think it makes the girl looks like an attention whore just let it pass. Doesnt mean you have to give them attention. ANd if you are referring to my THREAD about sex... I am not trying to get attention.. just letting out fucking steam thx.
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Old Sep 16th, 2003, 04:36 PM       
WoW!
Sorry never read your thread...
Yeah guys are attention whores as well...
The point of this thread is just to remind the ladies that the young lads out there are most likely abusing themselves as they look at pictures of the young ladies that post pics here...
Mostly just made this thread to disturb some...

I was really drunk and thought it would really funny...
I'll probally read your thread now, Attn. Whore (just kidding)

Also remember, the pics of the ladies in this site is the closest thing to Porn some of these young lads can get, I mean AChimp lives in Canada, there is no Porn In Canada. And Fat Satan Lives in a cold northern country in Europe... They will kill you, or make you eat nasty dried fish (fisk) if you are cought with Porn...

Some folks just live in parts of the country where porn is outlawed...
Do you really want Noob3 to have to go all the way to another state to buy porn...
What about Pub Lover, he's have to go to a scary part of Where ever the hell he's from to by black market porn...

So ladies, do your part, post more tight t-shirt pictures, pictures of you in shorts, what ever you can spare...

Shit, it's 2:00 in the afternoon and I'm all ready drunk...

Do it for the children...
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Old Sep 17th, 2003, 12:35 PM       
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Old Sep 18th, 2003, 02:47 AM       
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Old Sep 18th, 2003, 08:32 AM       
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What about Pub Lover, he's have to go to a scary part of Where ever the hell he's from to by black market porn...

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So ladies, do your part, post more tight t-shirt pictures, pictures of you in shorts, what ever you can spare...
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Old Sep 18th, 2003, 08:41 AM        Re: Just a thought...
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a bunch of 13-24 y/o virgins...
I RESENT THAT. I'VE SLEPT WITH ALOT OF PEOPLE.
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Old Sep 18th, 2003, 02:26 PM       
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Old Sep 18th, 2003, 05:38 PM        Re: Just a thought...
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Old Sep 19th, 2003, 03:29 AM       
Willie, when are you coming down to PDX so we can kick it NW Ninja style...
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I'd swing by your neck of the woods but I'm no longer allowed any where near washington state's capitol...
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Old Sep 24th, 2003, 02:31 AM       
Wow, I supprised that no other women besides Attn. Whore have posted here. Why? Come on ladies. Pictures of you drinking out of bottles,
in shiny pants, in a towel, or what ever else you think will help.
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Old Sep 25th, 2003, 10:40 AM       
Tease ... I wasn't even unzipped yet. :/
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