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Old Jan 15th, 2011, 07:22 PM        Wanted: Bacon Jokes
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Old Jan 15th, 2011, 08:13 PM       
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Old Jan 15th, 2011, 08:18 PM       
why did the stoner slaughter a pig when he got out of bed
because he wanted to wake and bake(con)
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Old Jan 15th, 2011, 10:28 PM       
Bacon is no joke.
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Old Jan 15th, 2011, 10:30 PM       
this is bacon me crazy
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Old Jan 15th, 2011, 10:44 PM       
three bacons walk into a bar and slid off
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Old Jan 16th, 2011, 08:30 AM       
guy: nurse im suffering from bacon disease!

nurse: baloney
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Old Jan 16th, 2011, 08:58 AM       
WHATS GREEN AND SMELLS LIKE BACON

KERMIT THE FROGS FINGER
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Old Jan 16th, 2011, 09:57 PM       
Ok,
So a French couple, an Italian couple, and a Polish couple go out to dinner.
Thhe French husband says to his wife "pass the honey, honey."
The Italian man says to his wife "Pass the sugar, sweety."
The polish guy, not quite understanding the situation, says to his wife "pass the bacon you fat fucking pig".
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Old Jan 21st, 2011, 04:49 AM       
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Ok,
So a French couple, an Italian couple, and a Polish couple go out to dinner.
Thhe French husband says to his wife "pass the honey, honey."
The Italian man says to his wife "Pass the sugar, sweety."
The polish guy, not quite understanding the situation, says to his wife "pass the bacon you fat fucking pig".
we have a winner
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Old Jan 18th, 2011, 10:22 AM       
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Old Jan 20th, 2011, 08:17 AM       
disgustingly obese james bond walks into a bar and says bond james bond vodka martini bacon not stirred
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Old Jan 21st, 2011, 12:01 AM       
ALL YOUR BACON ARE BELONG TO US
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Old Jan 21st, 2011, 01:29 AM       
Wait until they have a shiver then say "What's shakin, bacon?" Don't do this unless the person isn't fat or unless he is a homosexual and is your closer friend. But even then that's risky as he'll try to be on top next time!
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Old Jan 21st, 2011, 04:43 AM       
I cannot believe how unfunny that guy is.
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Old Jan 21st, 2011, 07:50 PM       
I heard that joke 20 years ago in the dinning car of an Amtrak train bound for Buffalo. I was going to a wedding.
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Old Jan 21st, 2011, 11:25 PM       
Bacon bacon bacon, I'm making the moves on you.

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Old Jan 29th, 2011, 03:48 AM       
Coin operated bacon dispeser. Looks and functions like one of those hand dryers in public bathrooms. Bacon will be fed from a spool, past the heater coil, and into the customers bare hands. It will be cut into 1.5" x 75' strips on a special rotary cutting machine that rotates the pig while a blade cuts meat from the pig like a record needle cutting through a record. If a large electromagnet connected to the output of a powerful audio amplifer were affixed to the pig blade, one could record sound onto the pigs rotating carcass.
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