Crap, I feel ashamed for not noticing this thread earlier.
Great job, Jixby! This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while.
You do meet some messed-up people while working at these kinds of jobs. I had to deal with an old couple that was almost exactly like the one you described earlier. The man had decent cognition with poor verbal abilities, and the woman could speek clearly but with some very rusty gears upstairs. It wouldn't be so bad if crappy customers like these weren't invariably regulars
to whatever place you're working at.
Like they're caught in a time loop and absolutely must
go to the same places everyday.