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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 06:58 PM        Strange but true!
So I was jogging around the neighborhood a few minutes ago and the strangest thing happened to me.

As I was making my second lap I turned my head to look behind me for cars, and as I did I noticed out the corner of my eye this big dog following me. It was probably 10-12 feet behind me, but I didn't really think anything of it.

I probably went about 20 yards until I slowed my pace down to a fast walk. As I'm walking I hear the dog getting closer, so I stop and turn around to give it a nice pat on the head.

Guess what happened when I turned around?

I realize that it isn't a dog, but it's a deer.

The deer walks right up to me and I pet it on the head for a moment. Then I turn around and continue my jog.

Fucking amazing, I'm sorry, but fu-ckin a-maz-ing.


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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 07:00 PM       
omg that is cool. i wish i could have been you i love deers
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 07:00 PM       
they are such nice animals an they are just very magestic
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 07:01 PM       
Awesome!

Do you live near a forest?
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 07:03 PM       
that's nothing. I was married to a deer for nine years.
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 07:04 PM       
I live in the Houston area. My neighborhood has trees and shit in it, but I wouldn't classify it as a forest at all.

Crazy shit!
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 07:04 PM       
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that's nothing. I was married to a deer for nine years.
Well at least taking her out for dinner was cheap, right?
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 07:10 PM       
Did she have a nice rack? HAHA get it? Deer...Rack!!....uggghhhh.... thats all I got
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 07:12 PM       
ba doomp cchhhh
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 07:15 PM       
JOKE ABOUT DEER JOHN LETTER!! HA!! A-HA-HA-HA!!


Seriously though, you know that means you are the beastmaster, right?


or Snow White.





its completely gay to have a deer like you







im jealous tho
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 07:18 PM       
More like a John Deere letter haha
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 07:21 PM       
Once I get some cool ass ferrets to do my bidding or an eagle to fly down from the sky to let me pet it.. I guess I'm going to have to be Snow White for now

To be honest, I thought it was going to bite me, but I had to touch it.
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 07:24 PM       
Hmmmm... good point. Lets narrow it down. Do you wear a long flowing dress, or a furry loincloth stuff with a pair of retarded crotch ferrets.

He's right, either way = gay.
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 08:35 PM       
You should have rode it home.
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 09:10 PM       
I once feed a Raccoon by hand, he just walked up to me and i went into my house to get some leftover chicken and when i came back out he was standing by the door waiting for me.
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 09:33 PM       
Surprisingly, I've never been hunting. At one point I was in the wilderness and didn't have enough protein in my system to accommodate the workload of a 60 lb. backpack carried 15 miles a day, so I cornered a squirrel against a tree and drew my knife to slay it. I was thwarted at the last second by "moralists" who didn't think it was a good idea.
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 10:19 PM       
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Are you implying that you had to use your "heart ring" powers? That's cheating.
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 10:49 PM       
All I'm sayin' is, watch your back Ma-Ti!

Your days are numbered.
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 10:54 PM       
MattJack: I wondering, were you by chance carrying and food items in your pcket? Like an open granola bar, mixed nuts, 6 Dollar Burger? They can smell food from a long ways.
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 11:57 PM       
No. I just put on some Degree and I had a fresh pair of underwear on.

Strangest thing that has ever happened to me.
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 11:58 PM       
Good thing you weren't wearing Axe.
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Old Jan 9th, 2008, 12:54 AM       
These wild animals getting used to humans, especially ones as timid as deer, is not a good thing.
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Old Jan 9th, 2008, 01:55 AM       
Soon they will learn our language and mate with our women.
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Old Jan 9th, 2008, 06:45 AM       
Kinda had the same thing only i was swimming with a penguin

Random but awsome at the same time.
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Old Jan 9th, 2008, 12:53 PM       
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Seriously though, you know that means you are the beastmaster, right?
I hated when one of the ferrets died in that movie and the other one cried for his lost friend.
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