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Old Feb 21st, 2009, 01:41 AM        Dolly Parton on Larry King
Normally I don't really give a shit about celebrities and thier appearence, but I just saw an interview with Dolly Parton and well, her eyebrows were "on wrong". I mean it was really bad. They are completely asymetrical and it really freaked me out. You would think that the stage manager for the show would have been like "hey Dolly, are you drunk?" or "why are you so angry?" or "what the fuck is wrong with your face?".
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Old Feb 21st, 2009, 09:07 AM       
Dolly Parton's got some big ol' ti-tays. :motorboat
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Old Feb 22nd, 2009, 02:06 PM       
This interview?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17cFJctkcpg


Man, I used to love Dolly Parton during the 9 to 5 days. I had a Dolly Parton trashcan.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2009, 03:33 PM       
Dolly Parton the Romulan Warbird

And while we're on the subject, what exactly is Larry King's appeal, annyway? That guy asks the dullest fucking questions
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Old Feb 22nd, 2009, 04:11 PM       
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Dolly Parton's got some big ol' ti-tays. :motorboat
For some reason that made me laugh.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2009, 04:13 PM       
Probably the most profound thing I've said since I've been coming here.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2009, 08:22 PM       
honestly i'm pretty sure her boobs are as hard as bricks right now
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Old Feb 22nd, 2009, 11:31 PM       
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Dolly Parton's got some big ol' ti-tays. :motorboat
I was wondering how long it would take for someone to go there.

Oh yeah, I read that she allegedly had her breasts insured. I also heard that she was kind of embarressed by how big they were.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2009, 01:00 AM       
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honestly i'm pretty sure her boobs are as hard as bricks right now
Dolly Parton's tits were that big before implants were invented.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2009, 02:09 AM       
holy shit i didn't knew that then kudos keeping them as perky as they are
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Old Feb 23rd, 2009, 02:11 AM       
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holy shit i didn't knew that then kudos keeping them as perky as they are
Well I'm sure she's gotten many lifts over the years. There isn't really much you can do other than that to keep them perky, other than wear a bra regularly, do exercises to build up the pectoral muscles that hold them up, and massage them.

I actually read somewhere that she had them reduced because they were hurting her back so much.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2009, 11:56 AM       
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Dolly Parton the Romulan Warbird

And while we're on the subject, what exactly is Larry King's appeal, annyway? That guy asks the dullest fucking questions
Cos' he's been around FOREVER. NATURALLY.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2009, 02:19 PM       
Dolly Parton is one of the sweetest women I know.

Fuck you guys.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2009, 02:32 PM       
Dolly Parton on The Tonight Show w/ Johnny Carson. Classic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWFhCE4ekqA
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