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Disorder Disorder is offline
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Old Mar 24th, 2003, 06:12 PM        I can't help but root for the underdog...
I tell you, these Iraqi fuckheads are disappointing me....
I only hope that things get a little better once the Republican Guard steps up. Goddamnit, modern warfare is so fucking boring.

AND WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T SADDAM TORCH HIS OILFIELDS?!?

What a bunch of horseshit....
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Johnny Horton Johnny Horton is offline
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Old Mar 24th, 2003, 06:29 PM       
What is lamentable is the waste... the egregious destruction that has been wrought by Saddam's insanity. His delusions... his inward belief that he is a great Mesopotamian emperor, destined to immortality... have resulted in grief, tragedy and death.

The palaces he's built, architectural works of beauty and magnificence, are now rubble. He'd spent billions in a narcissistic quest to establish the imagery of his greatness, when in reality he is nothing more than a thug... a John Gotti of the desert.

The naysayers can hoot and whine all they like about the illegality of the war, the perceived immorality of a powerful nation exerting its will on a weaker one, but the fact remains that once the war is over, the Iraqi people will have the first opportunity in almost three decades to pursue a happier existence.

With its fertile river valleys and abundant oil reserves, Iraq has the potential to support a superior middle class. Perhaps that, more than anything else, has fostered the ire of inferior countries like Saudi Arabia and (*snicker*) France. The Saudi Arabian brothers and cousins detest the prospect that a democracy might surface from the smoke and dust of a war that will threaten their own power. And the French simply cannot bear the prospect that another country will gan an opportunity to prosper.
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Old Mar 24th, 2003, 06:43 PM        Re: I can't help but root for the underdog...
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I can't help but root for the underdog...
So you'll be joining the Ronnie-Vincezeb team, I take it?

OOOOOOoooooh! Snap!
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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 02:02 AM       
Let's examine the current polls about Bush and the War on 3/24/03 and let's see who is the underdog, hmmm?

Damn facts just keep springing themselves to bite liberal asses again and again and AGAIN!
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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 03:54 PM       
He was saying he was rooting for the Iraqis, you stupid fuck.


Or do you not know what 'underdog' means?
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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 06:18 PM       
Isn't that the way people in Alabama have sex?
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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 06:21 PM       
Underdog is a shoeshine boy, humble and loveable.

POTTY horton. I couldn't agree ith you more. How DID that pesky BAATH party ever get in power in the first place?
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