...and I quote:
Comic Book Guy - "Last night's "Itchy and Scratchy" was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world."
Bart - "Hey, I know it wasn't great, but what right do you have to complain?"
Comic Book Guy - "As a loyal viewer, I feel they own me."
Bart - "What? They've given you thousands of hours of entertainment for free! What could they possible owe you? If anything, you own them!"
Comic Book Guy - "Worst episode ever."