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Old Jul 8th, 2011, 02:30 AM       
you can watch them drain the everglades

florida, ohio, and texas are basically the only three states i'd never fucking even consider living in.
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Old Jul 8th, 2011, 11:09 AM       
Learn to gator wrastle. Please.
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Old Jul 9th, 2011, 10:48 AM       
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my friend who lives there gets good cocaine i guess
Man I gotta try me summa that c'cane.
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Old Jul 9th, 2011, 11:19 PM       
I knew I could count on you!
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Old Jul 14th, 2011, 04:50 PM       
I lived in the panhandle on the coast near Panama City for 2 years. 5 minutes from the white sand beaches and more tatas than you could possibly imagine. The only downside was that it was a little too close to Bama but oh well. I wish I never left.
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Old Jul 21st, 2011, 01:37 PM       
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Old Jul 21st, 2011, 09:55 PM       
I JUST GOT BACK FROM FLORIDA, IT'S THE WORST.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2011, 03:20 PM       
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Old Jul 22nd, 2011, 06:14 PM       
NOPE, I DON'T WANT ANYTHING FROM FLORIDA INFECTING THE REST OF MY BEAUTIFUL UNITED STATES OF GODDAMN AMERICA.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2011, 07:06 PM       
In Florida the air is made out of farts and it will choke you to DEATH.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2011, 07:08 PM       
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Old Jul 22nd, 2011, 07:11 PM       
In Florida everyone is a racist.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2011, 09:36 PM       
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Old Jul 22nd, 2011, 10:10 PM       
The one good thing about Florida is ....

wait, there is nothing good about Florida.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2011, 10:22 PM       
Buy a boaat and join a marina. Thats where the best parties are.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2011, 12:35 AM       
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Buy a boaat and join a marina. Thats where the best parties are.
Yeah, plus you can take ladies out on the water and really, they can't refuse your advances because of the implications. Get yourself a couple of tasty treats.
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Old Jul 24th, 2011, 03:50 AM       
FLORIDA SUCKS, THE ONLY THING COOL ABOUT IT IS THAT YOU CAN KILL YOUR CHILD AND THEN GET RICH.
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Old Jul 24th, 2011, 03:01 PM       
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Old Jul 24th, 2011, 03:05 PM       
I have pretty high standards after getting the clap due to my low standards. It's amazing what having a q-tip shoved down your piss hole will do to your psyche. Never again! And before someone suggests using a condom, I did.
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Old Jul 24th, 2011, 04:37 PM       
That bad huh?
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