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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 11:33 AM        GOTHNAPREPSBODY IS A USELESS SACK OF SHIT!
God, I hate that Cranked up sorry ass trogladyte. JerkNAwussbody more like! Take a fucking hike, roadkill.
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 11:34 AM       
i GOTTA TAKE A SHIT REAL BAD
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 11:39 AM       
I dont agree with this this is stupid you are just jeleous and mad because you are boring why dont you take your boringness elsware because nobody wants it here and I should know
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 11:39 AM       
That's telling him, Evil Robot! What a stupid son of a bitch! I HATE that guy.
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 12:03 PM        .
He should buy a horse and live in the mountains so he doesn't bother anybody.
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 01:32 PM       
I swear to the good baby Jesus, people like that? I would split them open with a boat hook, pull out their guts and jump up and down on them.
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 10:45 AM       
Actually man this belongs in mock wars try it out next time. And Im more of a city boy sorry no mountains. Wuss? wrong my senior class has the shit scared out of em. by me. sorry once again your pointless and also wrong
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 11:56 AM       
Shut up, you stupid sack of crap! Nobody wants to hear your relentless bullshit, what are you, an open fucking sewer pipe? Shut it, shut your hole you horrid little piece of rat shit.
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 01:11 PM       
Hey now, Max, that's a bag of really horrible things you wouldn't want getting out that you probably don't want to open. He's got his whole senior class on the ropes, dude.

I mean, you can stick around and play it out if you want. But me? I'm out. I know when I'm in over my head.
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 03:55 PM       
Just ignore that fucktard Burbank, he's just fucking upset that his fucking cock sucking ass buddy Vinth isn't around anymore for him to lick the cum off his lips.

Somebody really oughta take that fucking fucktard faggot burbank out to the corn field and fucking horse whip the shit outta him until he bleeds from his saucer size nipples!

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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 04:14 PM       
You're so damn twisted you just wish you were as much of a sack of shit as GoshI'maPrep, but that's like comparing a granage disposal to a fucking BLACK HOLE! I'm just saying I hate that guy.
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 04:24 PM       
burbank: And I'm just saying that you're fucking upset that your fucking cock sucking ass buddy Vinth isn't around anymore for him to lick the cum off your lips.

AND that

Somebody really oughta take fucking fucktard faggots like you out to the corn field and fucking horse whip the shit outta him until you bleed from your saucer size nipples!

PLUS

Somebody oughta take a fucking bicycle pump and shove it up that fuckin' black hole you call your ass and keep fuckin' pumpin that shit until your fuckin' prostate fuckin' explodes!

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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 04:29 PM       
why are you starting with the fucktard again?
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 04:31 PM       
He's just jealous. But this thread isn't about how much he sucks, it's about what a bastard that GthNAprepsbody is.
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 04:32 PM       
Bennett: Because the classics never die. And "Dicksnot" just doesn't have that same loving quality.

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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 04:33 PM       
I sometimes have trouble seeing the big picture, and I could never do those magic eye things, but that GothNaprepsBody sure is an asshole.
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 04:34 PM       
I'll say!
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 04:39 PM       
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 04:44 PM       
He sucks so bad that even that fucktard burbank turned him down for a blow job! (He did let him fuck him in his anal wart encrusted ass though)

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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 04:46 PM       
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 07:13 PM       
Evil Empire Enterprises Reports No Earnings for Ninth Consecutive Quarter
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December 9, 2003

New York - Evil Empire Enterprises (EEE) reported no earnings for the ninth consecutive quarter this Tuesday. Stock prices for the company, which claims to produce quality insults, witticisms, and comebacks, were unaffected as the prices reached negative numbers just two days after the company's IPO.

Market experts were not surprised by the report, having predicted yet another poor showing. "Their products are, by far, the poorest quality, most useless, lamest to be found anywhere! They somehow manage to dig the pit of suck deeper and deeper every quarter!" a panel of experts concluded. It was hoped that the company would, after nine dismal quarters, finally realize its existence was worthless and fold. Evil Empire CEO Mad Max continues to defy the experts and, indeed, the world, saying "They're all just a bunch of fucktards." In a recent poll, virtually all respondants believed the company should be eradicated, and Mad Max summarily executed for his contemptible idiocy.

Unfortunately, it seems that Mad Max is determined to press on with his failed experiment. He recently attempted to verbally assault Max Burbank, respected I-Mockery regular. The attack was a complete failure and served to make Mad Max and Evil Empire Enterprises look even more idiotic in the eyes of the world.
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 09:05 PM       
Evil Empire Enterprises Under Attack by the Usual Fucktards at I-Mockery
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December 9, 2003

Shareholders that may have read the false reports that EEE is in some kind of trouble may breathe knowing that the source came from the fucktards at I-Mockery. A breeding ground for idiotic assumptions and useless information. It is well known that I-Mockery and EEE have been rivals for quite sometime, with EEE always getting the better of the fucktard pit that is I-Mockery. The CEO of EEE, Mad Max had this to say "This is just another pathetic attempt to try to out do us. Which they simply can't do, since they lack the brain power or even originality to do so. We produce better quality material in every area, we've even offered to help, by buying them out, but they're just too stupid to realize that they're going down the fucking toilet by continuing to fight us. Oh well, what can you do? They're all a bunch of fucktards."

Despite the false information released by the jizz licking fucktard Canivore, the recent comments made by EEE at I-Mockery were a complete success. Stock prices have gone up, and will continue to do so, as long as I-Mockery continues in its baffling assault on EEE which will only result in total failure of I-Mockery and put all their fucktard employees out of work.

Of course this wouldn't be much of a loss, and would actually be a plus for the world at large.

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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 10:39 PM       
Is Mad Max the guy who sells Chinese babys on eBay?
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 12:50 AM       
No, he's the mongoloid who is obsessed with jizz, assholes, and the word fucktard.
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 02:04 AM       
What in the bloody hell is Evil Empire Enterprises supposed to be? A dastardly rental car company?
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