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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 01:18 PM        HEY
HAVE YOU EVER KNOWN A GIRL NAMED TRUDY WHO WASN'T REALLY REALLY FAT???

THAT'S BECAUSE THERE AREN'T ANY
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 01:57 PM       
I knew a trudy who was thin and very hot.

But she was a flaky cunt, so the hotness was negated. So I think the question should be, "ARE THERE ANY TRUDIES THAT DON'T SUCK GOAT COJONES?"
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 02:01 PM       
I knew a Trudy once.


I'm lying.


Trudy is a farse.


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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 02:07 PM       
I knew a girl named Shirley once.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 02:13 PM        .
My co-worker is named Shirley and I always say Shirley you must me joking.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 02:39 PM       
I knew that was going to happen.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 02:41 PM       
I've never known a Trudy my entire life.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 02:43 PM       
I"ve never known anyone named Trudy. I know someone named Tamar...she's fat and has the biggest forhead in existance.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 03:11 PM       
I thought I knew a Trudy once... Trudy Scrubcious.

Turned out I was just watching "Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang" and I had a really bad cold.



Oh my sweet infant of Prague that was funny.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 04:09 PM       
I KNOW A TRUDY WHO'S FAT AND RETARDED

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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 08:34 PM       
i Never met a skinny girl named Fatass
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 09:11 PM       
Trudy is a name? You crazy americans. I mean, you can take your anger out on your child in many ways but none will be more efficient than if you name it 'Trudy'.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 09:14 PM       
Or Agatha
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 09:33 PM       
my best friend brad has "fat kid" tattooed on his arm.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 09:34 PM       
What will he do if he gets skinny?
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 09:37 PM       
eh, it's a hormonal problem in his family. he's around 7'1" and 325lbs. plus his body ages two years faster than it should. being 20, its not a big deal now, but growing up, i remember he hit puberty way before us and in junior high was the first one with facial hair.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 10:08 PM       
You know what else is a hormonal problem?

Cancer.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 10:13 PM       
So it getting hit in the face with a baseball bat, and then getting the big legdrop, so watch out. It may run in your family.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 10:16 PM       
a malignant baseball bat?
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 11:28 PM       
I know a woman named Trudy who isn't fat. Although she is really old, she comes from the era before fat trudy.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 12:22 AM       
Trudy is just a short form of Gertrude. But Gertrude is even worse than Trudy... :/

Useless Fact: Gertrude means "spear of strength" in German.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 01:06 AM       
Shouldn't that be a man's name, then?
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 01:45 PM       
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 02:00 PM       
I sometimes wonder if I had a vagina if I would play with it as much as I do with my penis, or maybe I'd be a slut?
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