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Old Jun 13th, 2004, 02:12 PM       
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Old Jun 13th, 2004, 02:14 PM       
afterbirthFACE (03:47:35): how long have you been on the internet
Lemmysomemoney (03:48:11): not long, a couple of days.
afterbirthFACE (03:48:24): straight?
Lemmysomemoney (03:48:46): yeah, well, no, I get up to pee & get
food. ;(
afterbirthFACE (04:07:37): you are lame
afterbirthFACE (04:07:42):
afterbirthFACE (04:07:50): are you at your work or house?
Lemmysomemoney (04:07:56): yes, but I talk to a pretty girl.
Lemmysomemoney (04:07:59): I'm at work.
afterbirthFACE (04:08:56): what girl
Lemmysomemoney (04:09:17): that girl I had everyone IMing the other day...
afterbirthFACE (04:10:09): Boo Radleys - 'Wish I Was Skinny'
afterbirthFACE (04:10:10): haha
afterbirthFACE (04:10:14): that's from a book
afterbirthFACE (04:10:32): the band name
Lemmysomemoney (04:10:36): yeah?
afterbirthFACE (04:10:46): it's called to kill a mocking bird
afterbirthFACE (04:11:02): there is some whackjob in it and his name is boo radley
Lemmysomemoney (04:11:19): oh yeah, I forgot that.
Lemmysomemoney (04:11:37): but then I've purged high school from my memory
afterbirthFACE (04:14:02): you suck
afterbirthFACE (04:14:04): seriuosly
Lemmysomemoney (04:14:38): yes, but five dollars is five dollars.
afterbirthFACE (04:14:53): you are incredibly bland
Lemmysomemoney (04:15:28): but I give the best damn blowjob you can get for five dollars inthe whole of this town.
afterbirthFACE (04:15:32): what was that cartoon i showed you yesterday?
Lemmysomemoney (04:15:39): Princess
afterbirthFACE (04:15:59): got it
Lemmysomemoney (04:18:55): Hey, last time I heard you had a suck life too.
afterbirthFACE (04:19:07): w/e/we/
Lemmysomemoney (04:19:28): No, screw you! You fuck underaged animal corpses!
afterbirthFACE (04:19:38): w/e
Lemmysomemoney (04:20:15): haha, Shimid believed me that willie was dead. :D
Lemmysomemoney (04:20:27): I'm gonna be really sad if he really is.
Lemmysomemoney (04:22:11): You live in Pennsilvania right?
afterbirthFACE (04:28:40): yeah
Lemmysomemoney (04:28:51): Then you're a fag.
afterbirthFACE (04:29:12): no
Lemmysomemoney (04:29:28): Yes!
afterbirthFACE (04:29:53): you are
afterbirthFACE (04:30:03): you live in some faggot country with lord of the rings
Lemmysomemoney (04:30:42): Yeah! I didn't say I wasn't a fag, & it takes one to know one!
afterbirthFACE (04:31:52):
Lemmysomemoney (04:32:14): Yeah, see, You're a Fag & you know it.
afterbirthFACE (04:32:24): no
afterbirthFACE (04:32:28): i am not a fag
Lemmysomemoney (04:33:02): Then you're just a guy that has sex with men then.
afterbirthFACE (04:33:14): NO
Lemmysomemoney (04:34:30): Oh, touchy subject? can't handle the truth? you upset because you were raped but liked it, & that'll always be your little secret, ay? Oh, you're such a fat little fag!
afterbirthFACE (04:34:56): I AM NOT FAT OR A FAG
Lemmysomemoney (04:36:06): Sure, just keep saying that & no one will guess that you print out picture of chojin,to see if you can copy his make up exactly so that everyone will love your fat, faggy ass just like everyone loves his...
afterbirthFACE (04:36:42): haha
afterbirthFACE (04:36:46): chojin is such a faggot
afterbirthFACE (04:37:01): same with italianstereotype
Lemmysomemoney (04:37:17): same with me & you...
afterbirthFACE (04:37:22): no
afterbirthFACE (04:37:27): maybe you
Lemmysomemoney (04:37:48): yes with me, & yes with you.
afterbirthFACE (04:37:57): no
Lemmysomemoney (04:37:59): You love the taste of hot cum inyour mouth.
afterbirthFACE (04:38:08): SO WHAT
Lemmysomemoney (04:38:36): You love the feel of an erect penis in your mouth.
afterbirthFACE (04:40:14): YOU FAGGOT
Lemmysomemoney (04:40:23): You love to press your index finger into his anus to stimulate him just that bit further.
afterbirthFACE (04:40:38): I AM BLOCKING YOU YOU FAGGOT
Lemmysomemoney (04:40:45): sure thing, fag. ;
Lemmysomemoney (04:41:11): You just can't handle the truth! You big fat uber-fag!
Lemmysomemoney (04:43:09): You love the feeling of a tongue running over your butthole... & you climax everytime he slips his tongue a little further in...
Lemmysomemoney (04:48:22): Gone quiet fagstro? Maybe you're jacking off the the homoerotic imagery I'm feeding you, maybe you won't block me, maybe you'll become my little fag puppet, & fuck me in my tight, pale ass everyday.
afterbirthFACE (04:48:38): MAYBE
Lemmysomemoney (04:49:35): Yeah, you know you are.
Lemmysomemoney (04:52:30): I've used up all the faggy words I know.
afterbirthFACE (04:52:36):
Lemmysomemoney (04:53:15): & I learned all that stuff from The Jay & Silent Bob Movie.
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Old Jun 13th, 2004, 02:40 PM       
How do you guys like my new avatar?
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Old Jun 13th, 2004, 02:46 PM       
Not yet...

Don't kill him yet.
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Old Jun 13th, 2004, 02:47 PM       
The avatar is great, but your postcount sucks!
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Old Jun 13th, 2004, 02:50 PM       
OMG, I just realised that if Jessica Alba saw this thread, she wouldn't get it at all & would think that we're terrible people... well, maybe slightly worse people than what we actually are.

Gurlugee, you ruined my joke.
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Old Jun 13th, 2004, 02:56 PM       
Let me guess, I should change it to fix the joke.
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Old Jun 13th, 2004, 03:01 PM       
No, you should buy me a title that says 'FagPark'.
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Old Jun 13th, 2004, 03:23 PM       
ok now I have my evidence lets bring it to court pub were gona get this fag put away for a looooong time

I CALL TO THE STANDS CAPN CRUNCH, HE IS ACCUSED OF BEING A FAG AND CAUSING EMOTIONAL DISTRESS TO PUB LOVER

THERE IS AIM EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT THE PROSECUTION, WHAT SAY YOU?
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Old Jun 13th, 2004, 03:24 PM       
GUILTY OR NOT GUILTY
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Old Jun 13th, 2004, 03:30 PM       
CAPN YOU KNOW YOU CAN BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT FOR NOT TALKING TOO
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Old Jun 13th, 2004, 03:42 PM       
SPEAK UP, YOU RATBASTARD FAG!
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Old Jun 13th, 2004, 04:25 PM       
Alack, for you have all forsaken me.
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Old Jun 13th, 2004, 04:36 PM       
wait weren't jay and silent bob in the clerks cartoon
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Old Jun 13th, 2004, 04:39 PM       
"Thats the ugliest bong I've ever seen."
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Old Jun 13th, 2004, 04:41 PM       
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Old Jun 13th, 2004, 04:42 PM       
OMG, I'm now in the top fifty posters!
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Old Jun 13th, 2004, 04:58 PM       
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Old Jun 13th, 2004, 05:15 PM       
It's hard to think of some of the posters here as actually being people with real emotions.

My Apologies to Gurlugon.

But Cap'n Crunch is still a fag.
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Old Jun 13th, 2004, 05:51 PM       
NO kidding, did you see his entry for the action figure contest.
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Old Jun 13th, 2004, 06:27 PM       
Hey guys i am off work now, do you still want to hang out?
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Old Jun 13th, 2004, 06:30 PM       
WE NEED A JUDGE TO HOLD CAPN CRUNCH INTO CONTEMPT
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Old Jun 13th, 2004, 06:45 PM       
I'll hold capn crunch but not in comtempt ;(
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Old Jun 13th, 2004, 06:59 PM       
He probably doesn't even have a defense lawer.
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