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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 03:06 PM       
first christmas present to myself: just spent 35 bucks on steam

crayon physics, gish, both indiana jones lucasarts games, both oddworlds, star wars jedi knight pack, and star wars KOTOR
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 07:00 PM       
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Merry Christmas Eve indeed. My christmas present came early. My ex Dizzymislizzy stole some of my checks last month and has forged $3,000 of my checks payable to her(She attempted up to $9,000). I talked to my bank and the police. Charges were pressed and she was finally arrested on monday. Now I'm waiting for my court date. She was let out of jail on tuesday and now wants to pay me back directly and to drop the charges.
She is SOOOOOOOO over you.
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 07:02 PM       
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I just printed out a bunch of pages that said THIS IS GIFT WRAP and used that.
You are an artiste.
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 09:25 PM       
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After stealing from me why would I trust you enough for you to pay me back directly when you lie to me constantly. Then you say you're moving to North Carolina instead of righting your wrongs. Don't blame me for ruining your future. You ruined that yourself as soon as you put your greedy hands into motion. I might have a cripple back, balding and rugged good looks but I'm through listening to your nonsense.
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 10:11 PM       
Bill wins by default.
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 10:36 PM       
in related news, i got a text yesterday from this girl going "don't tell anyone but I'm 2 months pregnant"

immediately i start going FUCK FUCK FUCK (yes i used a condom, fuck you) then she follows it up with it being some other guy's

crisis averted
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 10:44 PM       
Gonna make an honest woman out of her? It could be like A Walk in the Clouds, Keanu.



You, too, can end up married to a semi-attractive woman.
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Old Dec 25th, 2009, 01:11 AM       
MERRY CHRISTMAS :D
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Old Dec 25th, 2009, 08:08 AM       
Fuck Christmas.

This has always been the fucking worst holiday of all fucking time and I refuse to do anything on it but take free shit and give my family the finger. And drink. Heavily.

Really, Halloween and 4th of July are the only holidays that have ever not sucked dick
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Old Dec 25th, 2009, 09:05 AM       
Merry Christmas jerks.

Grishnak, I don't believe you're real. How bored are you on your christmas/birthday if you're here commenting on old topics.
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Old Dec 25th, 2009, 12:18 PM       
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first christmas present to myself: just spent 35 bucks on steam

crayon physics, gish, both indiana jones lucasarts games, both oddworlds, star wars jedi knight pack, and star wars KOTOR
The Indy games are tough, but very enjoyable to play.
But seriously, Last Crusade is rediculous. You HAVE to know where to look for some things.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE

LOVE, YOUR FIJIAN HOST DAD
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Old Dec 25th, 2009, 12:27 PM       
Happy Holidays.
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Old Dec 25th, 2009, 03:35 PM       
I see myself as nonreligious; (I'm not an athiest, though) yet I still celebrate Christmas, and to a lesser extent, Channukah. Is this wrong?
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Old Dec 25th, 2009, 05:21 PM       
I celebrate Chanukah and Christmas and god-of-their-choice help anyone who tries to stop me.
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Old Dec 26th, 2009, 07:21 PM       
Is it really Rogs birthday today?
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Old Dec 26th, 2009, 09:34 PM       
Yep
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Old Dec 26th, 2009, 09:35 PM       
Happy Birthday, then.
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Old Dec 26th, 2009, 09:38 PM       

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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Old Dec 26th, 2009, 09:40 PM       
HAPPY BDAY MR. BARR
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Old Dec 26th, 2009, 09:42 PM       
Your Christmas present was also your birthday present, you ungrateful little shit
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Old Dec 27th, 2009, 12:59 AM       
Happy Birthday Count Pickleman Mock
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Old Dec 27th, 2009, 03:00 AM       
I got laid for Christmas by a girl that I have had a crush on since the 10th grade. Top that, America.
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Old Dec 27th, 2009, 07:06 AM       
no?
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Old Dec 27th, 2009, 07:20 AM       
Shit, a valedictorian with a broken jaw was trying to get on my dick tonight. TOP THAT HOE MA
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