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Old Dec 27th, 2009, 09:17 AM       
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Old Dec 27th, 2009, 09:42 AM       
I left a date early AND missed Joe Strummer tribute night to get up early and cover a shift at work.

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Old Dec 27th, 2009, 11:23 AM       
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I got laid for Christmas by a girl that I have had a crush on since the 10th grade. Top that, America.
the what if girl!??
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Old Dec 27th, 2009, 11:38 AM       
DUNDUNDUURRRRR!

I wish I had christmas sex.
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Old Dec 27th, 2009, 12:12 PM       
i wish i'd been drunk all day on christmas
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Old Dec 27th, 2009, 12:53 PM       
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Haha, interestingly enough, that was one of the gifts I received for my birthday this year.

Thanks for the birthday wishes guys
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Old Dec 27th, 2009, 03:03 PM       
Oh, Yay for age, Sir Mock. Holiday birthdays suck, don't they?
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Old Dec 27th, 2009, 09:33 PM       
Happy Birthday, -Rog-.
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Old Dec 27th, 2009, 11:49 PM       
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Old Dec 28th, 2009, 12:18 AM       
weeeeeeeeeds yo
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Old Dec 28th, 2009, 12:33 AM       
happy belated birthday rog
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Old Dec 28th, 2009, 01:19 AM       
I forgot to say Happy Birthday Roger. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY BOI
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Old Dec 28th, 2009, 01:50 AM       
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Old Dec 28th, 2009, 02:19 AM       
HAPPY IT'S-YOUR-CHRISTMAS-PRESENT-AND-YOUR-BIRTHDAY-PRESENT DAY ROGER B
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Old Dec 28th, 2009, 10:12 AM       
Happy birthday Cedar.
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Old Dec 28th, 2009, 03:33 PM       
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I got laid for Christmas by a girl that I have had a crush on since the 10th grade. Top that, America.
I already did on my birthday.
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Old Dec 28th, 2009, 03:39 PM       
Shut up about your suburban love story!

Unless she does dirty things. In which case, do tell.
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Old Dec 28th, 2009, 04:18 PM       
Share with you guys?

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Old Dec 28th, 2009, 04:18 PM       
You should have airhorned her on christmas.
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Old Dec 28th, 2009, 04:24 PM       
Ever airhorn em in the vag 10k?
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Old Dec 28th, 2009, 04:44 PM       
Not yet.
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Old Dec 28th, 2009, 08:59 PM       
So I had my wisdom teeth cut out today. It was kind of weird, I got dizzy and lightheaded when they first shot me up, woke up about 30 seconds later to the doctor and nurses freaking out, then went back to sleep and timeskipped to about two hours later.

Then I got Percocets and have been popping those pretty frequently for the past 6 hours. Feels good man. I'm glad my gums finally stopped bleeding and that bloody spit stopped pooling in my mouth.

Overall, B+, would have surgery again.
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Old Dec 28th, 2009, 09:35 PM       
Guitar Woman your always talkin about shit.
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Old Dec 28th, 2009, 10:12 PM       
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So I had my wisdom teeth cut out today. It was kind of weird, I got dizzy and lightheaded when they first shot me up, woke up about 30 seconds later to the doctor and nurses freaking out, then went back to sleep and timeskipped to about two hours later.

Then I got Percocets and have been popping those pretty frequently for the past 6 hours. Feels good man. I'm glad my gums finally stopped bleeding and that bloody spit stopped pooling in my mouth.

Overall, B+, would have surgery again.
I'm getting mine out either end of this week or next week.

Maybe we could trade meds or something.
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