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Old Dec 30th, 2009, 05:33 PM       
FreekALeak, happy birthday! Keep on rocking that vagina!
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Old Dec 30th, 2009, 06:14 PM       
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Old Dec 30th, 2009, 06:22 PM       
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10K, that baby isn't from DML is it?

God like you need that
afraid so

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What? No demerol? Your doing it wrong.



Is it the chick in prison? Tell her you will drop the charges if she makes a stop at planned parenthood.

But no really... If your going to be a father congrats dude. Its no where near as bad as you think its going to be. Its actually pretty great, especially if you have a boy. I cant tell you how many afternoons I have spent sitting around with the boy watching a movie or playing a game when the wife wanted me to do some work around the house. "But I told the boy I would spend time with him. We are bonding. Important father son things."
Thank you for the encouragement dim. Those are the things I am looking forward to doing. She wants to put it up for adoption though.

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Drink one for me buddy.
Thanks. I had a drink for a bunch of people last night but yours was the first.
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Old Dec 30th, 2009, 06:35 PM       
Well... It'll probably work out. We can keep her loaded and peddle her ass at the drug convention. Yeah. She's perfect for this gig. These cops will go fifty bucks a head to beat her into submission and then gang fuck her. We can set her up in one of these back street motels, hang pictures of Jesus all over the room, then turn these fucking pigs loose on her. Hell, she's strong, man. She'll hold her own.
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Old Dec 30th, 2009, 06:36 PM       
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so my current position is getting eliminated as of the end of the year, and i was supposed to get a new one, but nobody's contacted me about it yet

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OK THEY GOT AHOLD OF ME AND THINGS ARE O-KAY
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Old Dec 30th, 2009, 06:44 PM       
Yay for willie employment!
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Old Dec 30th, 2009, 06:45 PM       
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Well... It'll probably work out. We can keep her loaded and peddle her ass at the drug convention. Yeah. She's perfect for this gig. These cops will go fifty bucks a head to beat her into submission and then gang fuck her. We can set her up in one of these back street motels, hang pictures of Jesus all over the room, then turn these fucking pigs loose on her. Hell, she's strong, man. She'll hold her own.
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OK THEY GOT AHOLD OF ME AND THINGS ARE O-KAY
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Old Dec 30th, 2009, 07:23 PM       
What's everyone doing for New Year's Eve?
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Old Dec 30th, 2009, 07:51 PM       
1) Happy Birthday to Willie and Shrub, and congrats on continued employment

2) 10,000V- how could you verify this? Sometimes women throw that out there and the veracity is a little questionable.

3) Babs- dunno, not in labor I hope
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Old Dec 30th, 2009, 08:03 PM       
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Old Dec 30th, 2009, 08:37 PM       
NEW YEARS = AMSTEL LIGHT AND DRUNK TEXTS TO PRETTY GIRLS
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Old Dec 30th, 2009, 08:45 PM       
I WILL TEXT BIGTIMECOW WHEN I AM ON DRUGS
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Old Dec 30th, 2009, 09:14 PM       
you should make sure it's aborted if it's still early
whats her face should not be a mother, that's not fair to your possible future child, or any possible future children.
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Old Dec 30th, 2009, 09:22 PM       
He can't make her get an abortion there are laws and all kinds of stupid shit to stop the terrible nightmare from happening, WAY TO GO WOMEN.
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Old Dec 30th, 2009, 09:26 PM       
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Old Dec 30th, 2009, 09:28 PM       
Bill as your attorney, I recommend for you to put an injunction against her vagina, maybe we can sever any lawsuits this baby may come up with before it even grows eyeball stalks.
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Old Dec 30th, 2009, 09:34 PM       
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I WILL TEXT BIGTIMECOW WHEN I AM ON DRUGS
DUDE DO IT 978 855 8157

OMG I JUST GAVE MY PHONE NUMBER TO THE INTERNET AHHH
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Old Dec 30th, 2009, 09:51 PM       
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Bill as your attorney, I recommend for you to put an injunction against her vagina, maybe we can sever any lawsuits this baby may come up with before it even grows eyeball stalks.
I just need a poker visor. I need you to get all Chicano on me. I'll get the car
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Old Dec 30th, 2009, 10:19 PM       
GOD DAMNIT BILL, EVER HEARD OF SARAN WRAPING YOUR DICK HEAD?
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Old Dec 31st, 2009, 12:48 AM       
that video will forever crack me up
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Old Dec 31st, 2009, 01:39 AM       
What has been said is what I say too. DNA your troubles away. I think they even sell kits in Walgreens now.

Also, Happy Birthday, Shrub. And Pub.
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Old Dec 31st, 2009, 02:10 AM       
Also, I wouldn't put it past her crazy ass to say she is pregnant when in fact she is not. Possible reasons she would do this include (but are not limited to)

1) She is trying to trap you into taking her back
2) Bargaining chip, you have her over the proverbial barrel legally and she is desperately grasping at straws
3) Yet another way to fuck with you

So believe nothing till you see ultrasound pics, then Maury Povich her ass



By the way, I love that I can use Maury Povich as a verb
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Old Dec 31st, 2009, 03:23 AM       
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GOD DAMNIT BILL, EVER HEARD OF SARAN WRAPING YOUR DICK HEAD?
DA PILL

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10k, it may not even be yours, you should totally Maury Povich her ass


Oh shit, why have I never seen that before. I totally have my sweet ass dance moves lined up just in case but its doubtful I will need them.
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Old Dec 31st, 2009, 03:36 AM       
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By the way, I love that I can use Maury Povich as a verb
Maury is so awesome, he's a noun, a verb and an adjective (as in "a Maury Povich exposť"). Connie should be very proud.
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