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Old Oct 18th, 2012, 01:15 AM       
You have regrets? How surprising!
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Old Oct 18th, 2012, 02:36 AM       
Canning a pharmacy tech for pushing meds? That's just not American! > :
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Old Oct 18th, 2012, 03:04 AM       
Whenever I feel upset, I come here, read some posts from someone like Babs, and feel better. Life's really not that bad!

Edit: For me. Life's not that bad for me. It sounds shitty for a few of you (Babs).
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Old Oct 18th, 2012, 08:49 AM       
i thought babs was a phlebotomist?
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Old Oct 18th, 2012, 10:13 AM       
I'm certified in both actually, and no, I'm not making that up. I worked at labcorp for awhile which wasn't bad at all except it was heart breaking doing sticks to the older patients because they were inaudible and would grunt in fear but I guess you would too if some one like babs, a piece of shit, was taking your blood as well.
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Old Oct 18th, 2012, 10:18 AM       
i think it all depends on where he's taking my blood, really.
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Old Oct 18th, 2012, 01:03 PM       
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Old Oct 18th, 2012, 01:52 PM       
At least babs isn't zbf, right guys?
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Old Oct 18th, 2012, 02:06 PM       
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Old Oct 18th, 2012, 02:22 PM       
I thought it was atleast I'm not womti.
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Old Oct 18th, 2012, 02:27 PM       
THIS IS RAPE VIA MUSIC

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Old Oct 18th, 2012, 02:31 PM       
Now make it into dubstep.
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Old Oct 18th, 2012, 02:34 PM       
Babs, have you tried Bath Salt or Heroin? I think it's an option for you.
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Old Oct 18th, 2012, 08:32 PM       
have you ever tried starving?

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Old Oct 18th, 2012, 09:03 PM       
I always took Babs to be the kind of guy who took turns between huffing paint and gas.
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Old Oct 19th, 2012, 12:39 AM       
Nah just to much television
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Old Oct 19th, 2012, 01:33 AM       
This is from a few weeks ago. This girl was sitting on the curb outside the bar on the busiest street in the city, and I drunkenly thought it'd be funny to do muscle man poses behind her. This is when she discovered me. She was totally game for it, though, which was weird.
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Old Oct 19th, 2012, 04:32 AM       
So did you get lucky. Though I'm not to sure getting with a random drunk curb woman would be considered lucky. It might however be considered a lounging STD in a red dress.
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Old Oct 19th, 2012, 05:24 AM       
Uh, no. I'm often really stupid when it comes to safe sex, but that would've been spitting in the face of fate...or something.
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Old Oct 19th, 2012, 11:57 AM       
Looks like meg white.
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Old Oct 20th, 2012, 01:17 AM       
Though I don't know why feel the need, I have to know what's on your shirt. Again, I have no fucking clue why I care, maybe because of my love for t-shirts.
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Old Oct 20th, 2012, 02:26 AM       
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Old Oct 20th, 2012, 02:45 AM       
I've added Do Gaeshi to my repertoire.
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Old Oct 20th, 2012, 09:06 AM       
My provisional drivers licence arrived today. Now I have to learn to drive.
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Old Oct 20th, 2012, 08:48 PM       
Holy shit dude, that is such a badass shirt. I thought it looked like a nes box cover, but I would have never guessed it to be a Game of Thrones refrence. I need that fucking shirt. I'm going to search amazon for it right now.
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