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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 04:15 PM       
Mother Nature just gave me a terrible Christmas present.
At least it's red so it's kind of festive.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 04:27 PM       
Whoa Hickman's back, luckily he wasn't at the argentinian army cuz they're really tough there, i hear that if you spot a bug in your soup you gotta raise your spoon and shout "viva la patria carajo" (hail the homeland) and take it proudly to your mouth, yuk
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 04:28 PM       
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YOU BETTER NOT TURN OUT TO BE A GUY, BECAUSE THIS IS SO BLOODY GAY ALREADY.


NOT SAFE FOR EYES & MEMORIES OR EVEN MY ALREADY FUCKED UP REPUTATION:
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 04:31 PM       
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I HAVE A SECRET AND A JOKE, BUT I'M ONLY GOING TO TELL THEM TO SHRUBFEST BECAUSE SHE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO WOULD GET IT.
DON'T YOU DARE TELL HER ABOUT ME!
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 04:32 PM       
Ah! OOoooh.

I feel so satisfied.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 04:35 PM       



Yay! @ post-exibitionism regret.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 04:38 PM       
Pub, that looks like an office were other co-workers might sit. Kinky.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 04:40 PM       
I want clearer pictures.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 04:43 PM       
CIG- didn't you just recently have a present? :/ Is something the matter?
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 04:45 PM       
I want my back to stop hurting so I could do some damn situps occasionally.
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Pub, that looks like an office were other co-workers might sit. Kinky.
I didn't even close the door.

I had to close the curtains only because the glare of the sun reflected off my pale form completey blinded the webcam.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 04:56 PM       
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day,
you gave it away
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

Once bitten and twice shy
I keep my distance
But you still catch my eye
Tell me baby
Do you recognize me?
Well
It's been a year
It doesn't surprise me
Merry Christmas,
I wrapped it up and sent it
With a note saying "I love you"
and meant it
Now I know what a fool I've been
But if you kissed me now
I know you'd fool me again

A crowded room
Friends with tired eyes
I'm hiding from you
And your soul of ice
Oh my I thought you were
Someone to rely on
Me?
I guess I was a shoulder to cry on
A friend to discover with a
fire in her heart
A girl under cover but
you tore me apart
You tore me apart, ooo-ooo
Now I've found a real
love you'll never fool
me again

A friend to discover with a
fire in her heart
A girl under cover but
you tore me apart
Maybe next year,
I'll give it to someone
I'll give it to someone special.

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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 04:57 PM       
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 05:29 PM       
CiG, I hate that type of present. Mini pills are my friend in this respect.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 05:43 PM       
They keep you regular?
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 05:45 PM       
They stop completly. I havent had a period for about 6 months.

Bliss.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 05:50 PM       
Blood make a great warm lube.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 05:58 PM       
Yeah, having them actually be into you is too much of a long shot.


Shrub, does it also promote facial hair and clit-growth? Or does it forstall your menopause, making you immortal?
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 06:03 PM       
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 06:13 PM       
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 06:17 PM       
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 06:26 PM       
Pub, I have no idea.

No difference to normal, that i've noticed.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 06:29 PM       
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 06:32 PM       
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IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW CUTE YE ARE, YE STILL GOTTA MAKE YER BED! :mom
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 06:35 PM       
On the offchance that photobucket decided to delete that pants pic, I decided to save it.

Not wanting it anywhere I went regularly, I thought it amusing to put it in my Shrub folder.

I was surprised and pleased to find I didn't have a Shrubfest folder.

But now I keep wanting to make one.
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