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Old Mar 14th, 2003, 01:39 PM        Virgins ARE LOSERS!
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Old Mar 14th, 2003, 04:31 PM       
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Old Mar 14th, 2003, 05:28 PM       
GET OUT YOU UNCLEAN DE-FLOWERED JUDAS!

I like making pamphlets about how abstinence empowers me as a teenager.
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Old Mar 14th, 2003, 10:47 PM       
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Remebers the consuler incident back in high school

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Old Mar 14th, 2003, 10:55 PM       
GOD DAMNIT! ALL MY PUBESCNET HORMONES ARE BUILDING UP BECAUSE OF YOU HYMEN-LESS BASTARDS! mmmmmm hymen....

Sometimes, when the lonliness is too much to bear, I like to draw pictures of what I think my wife will look like and practice kissing on my pillow.
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Old Mar 15th, 2003, 12:00 PM       
SOME PEOPLE HAVE MORE SELF CONTROL THAN THAT!!!

Sometimes I think about the experiences I'm missing out on by limiting my other gender relationships to merely friendships. That makes me think about that great quote, "the grass is always greener on the other side".

Because If I Weren't a virgin I'd probably be upset about missing out on all the fun abstinence activities I get to do!

Like masturbating!
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Old Mar 16th, 2003, 12:38 AM       
Virgin by choice. read http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=1709 to find out why.
and i really don't think i'm missing out on much. i still date and shit but i'm not gonna have sex just to say i did. of course i fully realize all my morals and princibles are gonna be flushed down the toilet when i go to college
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Old Mar 16th, 2003, 03:26 AM       
You don't have to be a virgin to continue masturbating. If anything, being a nonvirgin makes you masturbate MORE. And this seems to only apply to guys. You don't hear girls talking about this, do you?
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Old Mar 16th, 2003, 12:32 PM       
SILENCE CUNT! MASTURBATION IS MORE AWKWARD AND EMBARRASING WHEN YOU ARE A VIRGIN!

I have alot of friends that have lost their virginity and they like to tell me I'm a loser because I haven't.

But thats ok because I know that all MY STDs came from my mother's dirty fun hole when I was just a babe.

Yes, college is going to be a place of temptation indeed! But hold fast noble one! For the reward of our patience will truly be sweet! What would a honeymoon be without premature ejaculation and the traditional misplacement of our members as we hump thin air?
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Old Mar 16th, 2003, 02:26 PM       
aw. i was saving myself for marriage at one point, too.
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Old Mar 16th, 2003, 05:11 PM       
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aw. i was saving myself for marriage at one point, too.
Then you celebrated your twelfth birthday and all the boys that were invited got their chance.
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Old Mar 16th, 2003, 06:49 PM       
Welcome to my thread felow virgin!

You can leave and never come back now.
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Old Mar 16th, 2003, 09:11 PM        Hey!
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You don't have to be a virgin to continue masturbating. If anything, being a nonvirgin makes you masturbate MORE. And this seems to only apply to guys. You don't hear girls talking about this, do you?
Hey! I do it all the time! And I'm a virgin too.

We can touch unicorns and all you sluts can't! The unicorns won't even go NEAR a nonvirgin! HA!
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Old Mar 16th, 2003, 09:32 PM       
Damn my heart just stopped lol sorry Jeanette, I think you just won the "First Girl, Perverted Or Not I've Ever Known, To Talk About Masturbating" Award
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Old Mar 16th, 2003, 09:53 PM       
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GET OUT MR. I-LIKE-HAVING-SEX-WITH-OTHER-PEOPLE-BECAUSE-I-HATE-******S!

My unicorn doesn't let me touch its horn anymore. It just watches "Resevoir Dogs" over and over again laughing at the part where Mr.Pink argues about his name.

Yunno what else is great about being a virgin? A virgin's lifespan, according to the statistics, is signifigantly shorter than that of a non-virgin. That means chances are, our miserable virgin lives will end soon enough, one way or the other.
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Old Mar 16th, 2003, 11:57 PM        huh...
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Damn my heart just stopped lol sorry Jeanette, I think you just won the "First Girl, Perverted Or Not I've Ever Known, To Talk About Masturbating" Award
Really? You should pick up a copy of Jane or Bust. They write about it sometimes.
I've seen them write articles on vibrators and things. Girls just wanna have fun!
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Old Mar 16th, 2003, 11:59 PM        Hmmm...
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I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GET OUT MR. I-LIKE-HAVING-SEX-WITH-OTHER-PEOPLE-BECAUSE-I-HATE-******S!

My unicorn doesn't let me touch its horn anymore. It just watches "Resevoir Dogs" over and over again laughing at the part where Mr.Pink argues about his name.

Yunno what else is great about being a virgin? A virgin's lifespan, according to the statistics, is signifigantly shorter than that of a non-virgin. That means chances are, our miserable virgin lives will end soon enough, one way or the other.
Where did you read about this? Now I'm curious.
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Old Mar 17th, 2003, 03:38 AM       
GIRLS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT MASTURBATION

Skulhedface, how old are you?

Fuck. I wish emma were here.
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Old Mar 17th, 2003, 03:55 AM       
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Bear this tip in mind: Half my posts come out as half me, half character, so I feel sorry for you if you take me TOO seriously.

OK, to be honest then... Jeanette is the THIRD girl I've ever heard talking openly about masturbation.

I just found it funny to react that way.
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Old Mar 17th, 2003, 06:39 AM       
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WHEN YOU GO AWAY.
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Old Mar 17th, 2003, 01:24 PM       
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Old Mar 20th, 2003, 11:51 PM       
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