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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 02:43 PM        I have made a decision
Well, we are very poor. There are no jobs... or at least not any that pay anything even livable.

So therefore I have decided I must make money the way many people do - by either being immoral or involved in some sort of criminal activities.

I am pretty sure criminal activities is the way to go.

I am open to suggestions.
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 02:48 PM       
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 02:48 PM       
Go door to door collecting for a bogus charity. Or just say that you're collecting for a real one. Either way, the poor saps will give you money.
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 02:49 PM       
Telemarketing is criminally stupid, frowny emoticon.

Be a dominatrix. You have a good look for it, and if you only take clients who are into humiliation, you don't even have to touch anything nasty or be touched by it.

If I had any good advice I'd have given it to you by now.

The only thing I know anything about is Museum work. Visitor services in larger museums almost always has openings, because it's awful and pays poorly. The thing is, though, it's a good way to get ones foot in the door as far as other jobs at said museum go. If you tell me what Museums yoiu are near, I would happily find out if I can stir up any contacts.
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 02:50 PM       
I thought only rich saps had money to give away



oh man that was funny
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 02:52 PM       
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The only thing I know anything about is Museum work. Visitor services in larger museums almost always has openings, because it's awful and pays poorly. The thing is, though, it's a good way to get ones foot in the door as far as other jobs at said museum go. If you tell me what Museums yoiu are near, I would happily find out if I can stir up any contacts.

Thanks max. Unfortunately there are probably only about 2 museums in the Richmond area, and the gas money it would cost to get to them would most likely equal the pay
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 02:52 PM       
Booooogus chaaaarity.
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 02:53 PM       
You could start up a business where you get hired by lonely 40-year-olds to pretend to be their girlfriend, and walk around the mall with them for an hour.
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 02:56 PM       
I am more suited to be a hitman than work for an escort or get your jollys off kind of service. Actually if I had to work at one I would most likely become a hitman anyway. Funny how that works
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 02:58 PM       
Stand on a street corner with a sign that says "Help me buy my daughter out of slavery"
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 02:59 PM       
The term Hitman offends me. Say Hitperson, or if you preffr, Hitrix.

Seriously, phone sex is hysterical.



IT'S THE BILL I HATE!
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 03:00 PM       
You could always take that idea the guy talked about in 'lock, stock, and two smoking barrels' about the dildo mail order business
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 03:01 PM       
-Steal David Cross' idea, and get a job describing pork to Jews.
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-Set up an amateur porn site for and about Rog and Scott
-Sell your panties on eBay, that were really worn by Rog
-Insurance fraud
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 03:01 PM       
man we are so fucked
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 03:03 PM       
Woah woah. Phone sex! That's totally it. Hell, you'd be able to live like kings of my business alone. ervert

Only problem is, then I'D need to get a job. Any suggestions for what I should do, guys?
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 03:11 PM       
Anybody need a driver? Sure, my car is shitty and it's only good for in-town travel... but my rates are low. $200/hr.
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 03:13 PM       
How about.....

the bogus charity thing.

I could pretend I am raising money to put arab americans in camps or something. Then I would only get money from people who don't deserve money (or anything else good in life).

Or wait I got it- perfect!-...... I could do a "The South Will Rise Again" charity.
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 03:17 PM       
Doopa, I have some links to job recruiters for the game industry. Last time I checked, there are lots of jobs for characters artists and shit. Some may be out of state, but perhaps you can find something where you can tele-commute. Message me and I'll give them to you.
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 03:28 PM       
I still say phone sex is the way to go.

Rog, gimme your number, and wait by the phone with your pants off. I like to take my time, and I like to be called "Daddy."
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 03:29 PM       
Be a lawyer...


But I'd definitly go for the phone sex. You get paid, You dun have to see the guy/girl, you can't get diseases, and its interesting.
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 03:42 PM       
yeah b/c becoming a lawyer is so easy, cheap and fast.
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 03:54 PM       
OH! DOOPA! Convert to Judaism! It's a little time consuming and excrutiatingly scholarly, but once in you can take part in our international banking/media conspiracy!

Hey, Punkgirlie! Are you a Jew? If so, everyone can hate you twice!

L'CHAIM AND GOODNIGHT! DON'T FORGET TO TIP YOUR WAITRES! BUT NOT TOO MUCH! THE SERVICE WASN'T THAT GOOD, THE FOOD WAS TERRIBLE AND THE PORTIONS WERE SO SMALL!!!
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 03:57 PM       
Become an Evangelist. You make wads of cash and you get to save people from God's Hellfire.
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 03:59 PM       
She's poor, but she still has her dignity, you twit.
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 04:05 PM       
Everyone ws talking about whoring herself out. By being an evangelist, she could be the pimp.
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