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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 05:05 PM        Men
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 06:09 PM       
is your cunt bleeding?
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 06:49 PM       
More importantly, is it your own blood?
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 06:54 PM       
no bleeding. I like how that's the first thing a man would go to as the excuse for why I'm annoyed at a man.

Perhaps it's just that men suck...alot, and there are no overactive hormones involved whatsoever on my part.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 07:41 PM       
Women are the dumb ones. How can we be expected to trust something that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 07:43 PM       
JOKE: Why do women hate being stabbed? Because they don't want to get killed
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 10:22 PM       


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Old May 1st, 2003, 01:54 AM       
JOKE: why do men act like babies when they are sick?

BECAUSE THEY ARE BABIES WHEN THEY ARE SICK. REALLY. THEY ARE. THEY TURN INTO INFANTS. BABIES. ALL OF 'EM.

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Old May 1st, 2003, 03:10 AM       
JOKE: WHY DID THE WOMAN CROSS THE ROAD????

BECAUSE SHE HAD TO BUY A TOILET BRUSH
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Old May 1st, 2003, 04:14 AM       
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Old May 1st, 2003, 06:04 AM       
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Old May 1st, 2003, 07:44 AM       
LOL WHY WAS IT ILLEGAL FOR HELEN KELLER TO DRIVE?

SHE WAS A WOMAN
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Old May 1st, 2003, 09:44 AM       
damn men and their penises (except for fatsatans)
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Old May 1st, 2003, 10:26 AM       
You can damn ME but you just leave my penis out of this.
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Old May 1st, 2003, 01:18 PM       
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You'd take that back if you knew FatSatan like I do.

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Old May 1st, 2003, 02:29 PM       
You'd take that back if you knew FatSatan like I do.

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Old May 2nd, 2003, 10:50 AM       
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Old May 2nd, 2003, 01:20 PM       
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You'd ALL take that back if you knew FatSatan like I do.

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Old May 2nd, 2003, 02:04 PM        Re: Men
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let me guess... he lied to you?
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Old May 2nd, 2003, 02:42 PM       
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let me guess... he lied to you?

I was thinking men in general, not a specific 'he'. Mine's included but several others were thought of in the process of introducing this thread. The guy at school who keeps asking me if I'm single yet. The guy at the gas station who stares at my ass while I'm washing my windows. my friend's b/f who is whining about...well everything it seems...Men.
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Old May 2nd, 2003, 03:04 PM       
Hormons do the wierdest shit to anyones head, not just guys! Plus, if you are cute, the line to your door will grow longer as you go along so, get used to it/deal with it!

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If you have a nice ass... well, what the hell do you expect?! you have a nice ass damn it, it attracts attention!
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Old May 2nd, 2003, 03:30 PM       
Dammit, I couldn't have had sex with ALL of you!

...could I?
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Old May 2nd, 2003, 10:07 PM       
You'd take that back if you knew you like we do.

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Old May 2nd, 2003, 10:54 PM       
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JOKE: why do men act like babies when they are sick?

BECAUSE THEY ARE BABIES WHEN THEY ARE SICK. REALLY. THEY ARE. THEY TURN INTO INFANTS. BABIES. ALL OF 'EM.
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