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Old Mar 19th, 2003, 03:28 PM        Mother of the year
Is it really that hard to keep two year olds from leaving the house and being run over?

Toddler survives being run over by van four times
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Published March 19, 2003 TODD20


GERMANTOWN, Wis. -- A mother ran over her 2-year-old son four times while backing the family van out of the driveway, but the toddler miraculously survived.

Dianne Anthony rode over her son Matthew's chest and legs repeatedly Tuesday with the 4,600-pound van, thinking that a landscape timber near her front lawn was blocking her way, Germantown Police Lt. Peter Hoell said.

``God is watching over this little kid,'' Anthony said. ``It's a miracle. His head is fine, and they don't know if they have to do surgery or not.''

The child was receiving treatment for a broken thigh and liver damage at Children's Hospital of Wisconsin, Anthony said.

The boy was crying and had good vital signs when rescuers arrived around 12:10 p.m. at the family's home in suburban Milwaukee, Hoell said.

``It just makes the hair stick up on the back of my neck. I just can't imagine what she's feeling,'' Hoell said of the mother. ``It must be horrific.''

Anthony thought she was hitting the timber because she had struck it on previous occasions, Hoell said.

``She assumed she hit the landscape timber, so she pulled forward and she backed up again,'' he said. ``Unfortunately, it wasn't a landscape timber, it was her 2-year-old child. With the backward and forward motions, she struck him four times.''

Anthony's father, Kenneth Hess, said he was watching his daughter's three young boys while she went to the van to prepare to drive another son to school.

Hess had Matthew on his lap, but the boy got off and walked outside with his brother, he said.

Child safety expert Janette Fennell called the accident predictable but preventable. She said at least 58 children died after similar accidents last year.

``This is truly an epidemic,'' she said.



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Old Mar 19th, 2003, 03:45 PM       
I'm no police detective, but when you drive over your kid four times, you're TRYING TO KILL HIM.
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Old Mar 19th, 2003, 04:04 PM       
NO, it's an epidemic! Look for babies before you back out, They're like the plague!
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Old Mar 19th, 2003, 04:20 PM       
This was clearly planned out months ahead.

"Landscape timber"
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Old Mar 19th, 2003, 04:35 PM       
"I didn't run over my child; he fell out of a tree. He was also a heavy drinker," said the mother of the 2-year-old.
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Old Mar 19th, 2003, 04:51 PM       
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Old Mar 19th, 2003, 05:21 PM       
I live about 15 minutes from German Town and this is the first I've heard of this

She was obviously running over the 2-year-old in self defense.
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Old Mar 19th, 2003, 05:31 PM       
Well, what was she supposed to do? Wait for the kid to attack her???? 8-)
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Old Mar 19th, 2003, 06:45 PM        Re: Mother of the year
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Is it really that hard to keep two year olds from leaving the house and being run over?


GERMANTOWN, Wis. -- A mother ran over her 2-year-old son four times while backing the family van out of the driveway, but the toddler miraculously survived.
Once, ok, maybe I could see that. Four times? FOUR TIMES? We really need to start giving fitness tests and issuing licenses for breeders.

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The boy was crying...Hoell said.
BWAHAHAHA. The boy was crying. You think? I mean, at two years old, that boy should be able to withstand at least 6 rundowns before the tears flow. Jesus.
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Old Mar 19th, 2003, 09:23 PM        My God!
Well if she thought it was landscape timber, why the hell didn't she get out of the car to move it instead of running over it AGAIN?!?!
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Old Mar 20th, 2003, 07:12 AM       
Because landscape timbers obviously disappear when you run over them the first time.
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Old Mar 20th, 2003, 10:21 AM       
I think thi was a preemptive strike on a toddler who might well have grown up to be a dangerous sociopathic madman.
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Old Mar 20th, 2003, 10:51 AM       
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Old Mar 20th, 2003, 05:26 PM       
I refuse to express sympathy for the child or contempt for the mother, becuase I house neither.

I think most little kids deserve to be run over. I hate the little brats.

Then again, I don't own any, so I may not be the foremost expert on sniveling little shits.
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Old Mar 20th, 2003, 05:31 PM       
What is landscape timber, anyway? Don't regular people just call that "pieces of wood"?
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Old Mar 20th, 2003, 05:38 PM       
Yeah, I was wondering the same thing. Is it the new politically-correct term for 'baby smashed by car'?
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Old Mar 20th, 2003, 05:41 PM       
"Pieces of wood" can be of any size, specifically a size that would make this woman look like a COMPLETE moron, as opposed to a victim of an "epidemic."
A landscape timber just sounds bigger.
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Old Mar 20th, 2003, 05:45 PM       
Wow. A landscape timber in a driveway. Quite the driveway, I imagine.
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