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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 11:40 PM       
You haven't seen my new pictures yet
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 11:41 PM       
Or did you check for them already?
I don't know, either way I'm still angry.
Stupid uterus.
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 11:46 PM       
Your bleeding doesn't make you less sexy lady OH YES I DID CHECK I SUPPOSE I SHOULD POST PICS MESELF
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 11:48 PM       
Hahah I'll upload them to my photobucket tomorrow.
Don't post those here, they have sensitive info "watermarked" on them......
Bleeding may not detract from how I look, but it sure fucks with how I feel.
And it's fucking with my sex life goddammmmmmit
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 11:50 PM       


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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 01:24 AM       
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Yuh-huh me mommy told me so
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 02:05 AM       
i spent the previous two nights working the overnight shift, so now i'm wide awake at 2am and i hate life.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 09:13 AM       
How did I get in on the porno team? I don't remember volunteering for a foursome.

It just got worse- I got up to a mountain of dishes I now had to wash by hand whether my hands are buggered or not. Then as the bf is headed out the door, he asks where his coat is. He asked me to wash it last night, and I did. I just didn't dry it because I was busy dealing with all the other shit and forgot.

Today is shaping up to be exactly like yesterday. I'm afraid.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 12:02 PM       
I just thought of an awesome way to score hot chicks in art schools. Claim to have an unusually textured penis and ask if anyone wants to take a rubbing. Even if it doesn't work you'll at least earn yourself a place on the sex offenders register so it's really win-win.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 12:21 PM       
Dude, all you have to do to score artschool chicks in have bullshit spewing out of your mouth constantly, Not sure how you could keep up after starting off that strong
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 12:40 PM       
i can tell you

talk about indie bands that nobody has ever heard of

they eat that mess up
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 12:42 PM       
RILO KILEY, PAVEMENT, AND BRIGHT EYES

GET YOU LAID EVERYTIME.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 12:43 PM       
shi* you might as well be packin latex at that point, bruh
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 12:43 PM       
Actually, yeah, just make sure to say that you "discovered" them
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 12:44 PM       
SEE GUYS, I KNOW.

I'VE BEEN THERE BEFORE.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 12:45 PM       
Art school? God, how could you stand to be in the same room as the guys, man, artfags are terrible
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 12:47 PM       
artfags and music snobs

they are pmuch like jocks, but on the opposite end of the spectrum
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 12:49 PM       
I think I'm a music snob

Hate eminem so much it hurts
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 12:50 PM       
Well, actually, I listen to pretty awful music, but still, everyone's personal taste sucks except for me
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 12:51 PM       
I'm glad my art teachers all hated me and made me afraid of art school so I didn't go.
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I just thought of an awesome way to score hot chicks in art schools. Claim to have an unusually textured penis and ask if anyone wants to take a rubbing. Even if it doesn't work you'll at least earn yourself a place on the sex offenders register so it's really win-win.
That's awesome.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 01:34 PM       
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Today is shaping up to be exactly like yesterday. I'm afraid.
Self fulfilling prophecies?

I just got a phone call and the guy is all "Hello Todd?" I'm all "yeah?" He was then like all "I see you have stayed at Hilton Inn recently and we have a package not available to..." and I was all "No thank you" *click*.

Over Thanksgiving my brother said that the big two to go bankrupt right now are Hotels and Airlines because that shit is getting cut out of every works budget right now.

Point is... Who here has ever been cold called by a hotel? OMG WHAT IF MY WIFE FOUND OUT! MOTHER FUCKERS!
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 01:44 PM       
I keep getting called on my cell by some woman who thinks I'm "Greg". Apparently Greg owes on a boat.

I've told her that I'm a) not Greg and b) don't own a boat, but she will not be deterred.

I wonder if they're going to send repo people after me for the boat I don't have. Maybe they'll take a neighbor's bass boat.
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