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Old May 29th, 2007, 04:18 PM       
Cool so then it'll be like my trip to see Jen
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Old Jun 2nd, 2007, 08:59 PM       
Uh oh, guys. I have a vegetarian girlfriend!

What should I do?
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Old Jun 3rd, 2007, 01:46 AM       
Tell her that you're not taping any more episodes of General Hospital and Orpah for her until she gets her act together
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Old Jun 3rd, 2007, 10:56 AM       
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Uh oh, guys. I have a vegetarian girlfriend!

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do you want serious advice or snarky comments, because i have both
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Old Jun 3rd, 2007, 10:38 PM       
It was a sarcastic approach to a serious question.


I'd like both, please!
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Old Jun 3rd, 2007, 11:41 PM       
Be all like "Hey baby you'll change your mind when you try this meat " and then stick your boner in her mouth :o

Try this when she's sleeping actually it might work better
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Old Jun 5th, 2007, 03:05 AM       
Learn a lot about vegetarianism so much that you're way smarter than her and critically judge her eating habits and mention how un-nutritious they are because most American vegetarians aren't actually eating healthy ;o
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Old Jun 9th, 2007, 06:32 PM       
So, last night, I was like, writing an e-mail to a friend, and someone IM'd me who wasn't on my buddy list, and just as the little pop-up window asking whether I wanted to talk to them or not showed up I pressed the N key and it closed before I could even read who it was that wanted to talk to me. I tried to see if there was some kind of IM history or something on the buddy list window, but I couldn't find anything, and this has been fucking eating away at my insides ever since. Oh god, I'm such a fucking slut.
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Old Jun 10th, 2007, 02:49 AM       
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Old Jun 10th, 2007, 02:56 AM       
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Old Jun 11th, 2007, 12:10 AM       
ELLO QWEERS.
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Old Jun 11th, 2007, 10:03 AM       
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Old Jun 11th, 2007, 02:09 PM       
Damned Yankies.
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Old Jun 12th, 2007, 12:14 AM       
I have a piece of pizza left in the fridge should I eat it right now y/n
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Old Jun 12th, 2007, 12:17 AM       
go on man do it
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Old Jun 12th, 2007, 12:29 AM       
What kind of pizza is it?
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Old Jun 12th, 2007, 12:44 AM       
so does shopping at hot topic make me a sack of shit, even if they are the only place I can find a shirt that I really really want
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Old Jun 12th, 2007, 12:55 AM       
because, uh

http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/store/product.jsp?FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374302028483 &PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524442152060&bmUID=1181623 896487
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Old Jun 12th, 2007, 01:36 AM       
A propos of nothing.
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Old Jun 12th, 2007, 01:49 AM       
so I just invited myself to a 4chan AIM chat. I think I'm going crazy.
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Old Jun 12th, 2007, 01:58 AM       
*See previous post.

Why do you hate yourself so much?
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Old Jun 12th, 2007, 02:06 AM       
BECAUSE SHE WAS CRAZY ABOUT ME, AND I DID NOTHING.

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Old Jun 12th, 2007, 02:34 AM       
And mabye if the boards would get a little more fucking active I'd stop having to cruise 4chan for entertainment
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Old Jun 13th, 2007, 11:00 AM       
Way to admit you peruse a forum full of degenerates and sexual deviants.












And don't even get me started on 4chan.
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Old Jun 13th, 2007, 05:02 PM       
Seven Force has been doing a lot of hours lately - he's really working on his i-mockery tan. Way to admit he peruse a forum full of degenerates and sexual deviants. His ex-girlfriend caught him myspying on his ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend. busted.
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