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Old Jan 31st, 2007, 04:46 PM        Attn: All
I declare a mock war on all users of this board. I am the best. I am superior. I am Homowner, God of Ass Kickery and vanquisher of shit-dickery. True story. Prove me wrong.
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Old Jan 31st, 2007, 05:04 PM       
Well you have "homo" in your name I'd say it's a pretty fair bet that you aren't that great
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Old Jan 31st, 2007, 06:00 PM       
False statement. Alexander the Great, a homosexual faggot who took cocks up his asshole, was one of the most powerful and brilliant generals of all time. He conquered much of the known world, from Greece all the way to the Hindu Kush Mountains. Homosexuality and sheer greatness are in no way related.

However, I am not a homo. My name is derived from the words of two other brilliant men who go by the names "Beavis" and "Butthead."
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Old Jan 31st, 2007, 06:05 PM       
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Alexander the Great, a homosexual faggot who took cocks up his asshole, was one of the most powerful and brilliant generals of all time.
Are you going by the Peter Chung version, which is obviously the only real version that anyone should be going by?
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Old Jan 31st, 2007, 06:04 PM       


uh guess who just got real ugly it's you you wimp
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Old Jan 31st, 2007, 06:13 PM       
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uh guess who just got real ugly it's you you wimp

Ugliness has no effect on Geezer Butler's ability to play a bass...He wrote N.I.B. There is no song with better bass than the beginning of N.I.B. (sometimes refered to as "Bassically.")
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Old Jan 31st, 2007, 06:24 PM       


lets see how you deal with being a girl now not so well i bet
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Old Jan 31st, 2007, 06:29 PM       
Oh god somebody came.
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Old Jan 31st, 2007, 06:35 PM       
By the way, HELL MAN, you need to sign up in the official thread if you want to particpate in the Mock War.
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Old Jan 31st, 2007, 06:56 PM       
Yeah. Fathom Zero led me hear You have him to thank. I notice that Fathom has been hoo hoo'ing me by posting pictures of The A-Train. I would like to let you all know that I was the first person in the history of the internet to post a picture of The A-Train. Thank you all.

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Old Jan 31st, 2007, 07:00 PM       
led you "hear," huh
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Old Jan 31st, 2007, 07:32 PM       
homowner your village is missing you
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Old Jan 31st, 2007, 08:37 PM       
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led you "hear," huh
Yes. I learned to hear thanks to him. That was a play on words, using the verb "hear" as the name of a place.

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homowner your village is missing you
No, my village is known as Herndon, not Missing You.

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Guys, I think we should make a rule where we can't ask any faggots from other places to come here because it just leads to shitty stuff like this thread
This thread is not shitty. This is probably the best thread ever created. That is because it was created by me. I am the best person ever to exist. True story.

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homeowner more like homeBONER!!!!!!!!!!!
My name already contains sexual innuendo. You have accomplished nothing but the spread of sheer shit-dickery.
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Old Jan 31st, 2007, 07:32 PM       
Oh, shit, now you've got Terra on your case. You better run, boy!
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Old Jan 31st, 2007, 07:34 PM       
He's too manly, Terra best back off.
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Old Jan 31st, 2007, 07:36 PM       
Guys, I think we should make a rule where we can't ask any faggots from other places to come here because it just leads to shitty stuff like this thread
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Old Jan 31st, 2007, 07:38 PM       
i think it is pretty clear that i am the winner better luck next time you slobs
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Old Jan 31st, 2007, 08:20 PM       
homeowner more like homeBONER!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Jan 31st, 2007, 08:40 PM       
Seriously, where the fuck are you from

Is it Maddox Addicts

I bet it is
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Old Jan 31st, 2007, 08:44 PM       
Maddox is quite brilliant. He has taught me much about ass-kickery and manliness over the years. However, his fans are all dumb cunts, and unworthy of bearing witness to my superiority.

I come from a much better place (although it has fallen victim to cuntiness over the past few weeks). That place is www.hideoutheretics.net
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Old Jan 31st, 2007, 08:53 PM       
Christ, the fact that you think maddox is brilliant proves what a dumb cunt you are. I used to post on his shit forums, and even then I knew he was a fucking boring unfunny and generally worthless piece of human trash. Leave us the fuck alone and go back to your shitty shit forums before I fucking wreck you.
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Old Jan 31st, 2007, 08:56 PM       
Wreck me? Sounds sexy. Sign me up.
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Old Jan 31st, 2007, 08:58 PM       
Dude, do you see how he just turned that around on you?!?!?

He's a natural guys, you should totally sign up for Mock Wars. Oh, and if you see a guy named Chojin tell him off. That'd be sooo cool.
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Old Jan 31st, 2007, 09:01 PM       
I am pleased at the amount of "cunts" in this thread.
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Old Jan 31st, 2007, 09:01 PM       
After scrutinizing your forums I can see why you'd wanna come here instead. Is that place some kind of gay radio station fansite or some shit
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