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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 11:01 AM       
Alrighty, the weekend is here, let's see some more o' them photo stories from those of you who've received your gifts already. :o
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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 11:36 AM       
ok i got my package from seththomas and it is mad cool.

Thanks seth for all the cool stuff

I will be posting my pic story today or tomorrow..

is it ok if i look like im in 4th grade but im in 9th?
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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 11:48 AM       
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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 12:52 PM       
Im sending Seth new presents. And Im going to overnight it. I hope Seth wont hate me anymore
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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 12:55 PM       
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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 01:09 PM       
Why did you even bother to send him shit in the first place
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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 01:11 PM       
Is Seth then obligated to take time out of his busy schedule to do yet another story out of new presents just because of zelda's fuck up?

That's not very fair man
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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 02:32 PM       
this is lame, not only have i not received my present, but i also have not seen my present recevied.

I WANT FREE STUFF
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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 02:52 PM       
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Why did you even bother to send him shit in the first place
Because Im poor.
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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 02:59 PM       
Shit I forgot to say this. I sent it and I asked for overnight and they said it should be there on moday. So if it isnt there its partially their fault. Its mostly my part though because I suck.
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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 03:07 PM       
I think if your not rich enough to do this, you should get out of your cardboard box and go find womti and hang with him ;<
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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 03:51 PM       
And here I didn't sign up because I didn't think I could handle the task of finding a super cool gift to find someone. It turns out all you have to do to be an awesome secret santa is actually purchase something. I could have been a legend.
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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 04:07 PM       
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HAHAHAHAHAHA TOO LATE EVERYONE HATES YOU
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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 04:17 PM       
i cant wait to see my persons story :D
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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 04:51 PM       
Story time. I know you wont like it but

So I get home and look to the right of the door! A box! Yay! Whats inside? A card? My my my!





Okay.

Hey look a present! What is it? Its fucking huge!!



Its round and stuff. I open it and I dont find a ball. Something I didnt know existed.



A fucking duckie! I always wanted a huge fucking duck! YEAH!!

Next!

A square present Maybe this one wont have animals!





Fuck I was wrong. Its a unicorn. I dont like it. I feel gay having to have this thing in my room.

Next! I know this will have animals too! I just know it!



As you can see I was very disappointed at this point. I dont like animals. I have 4 cats and... Yeah Ill open it now.



WHAT.



THE.


FUCK. Hey look theres a crack on this "Jesus Mirror". Lets fix it!

(After many hours of taping it and other things trying to fix it I finally fixed the crack. I turn it over and it lights up and talks to me!)





YOU. ARE A CHEAP FUCKER. YOU FUCKED OVER SETH YOU BASTARD!

Damnit jesus leave me alone! Now do something other mirrors do! Like when that girl asked whos the prettiest of them all or something!

That was a witch. Fuck your retarted too? Dad damnit! Fine.. Ask me...cheap fucker..

Mirror, mirror, in my hand. Whos the prettiest man in the land?



I knew that was coming

This is God!



Whoa! Are you talking to me!

Yeah you fucking idiot! Everyone up here hates you! Along with Satan! Great job! Your going to purgatory for being a cheap bastard and you fucked over someone who didnt deserve it!

Fuck.



See. I knew I should have sent money.
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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 05:03 PM       
why couldnt u have shipped one of your cats to seth?
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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 05:03 PM       
...You know that would have been a better idea.
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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 05:14 PM       
why do you not like that unicorn thing? from what i can tell, it looks like it stabs people and is called the avenging unicorn. i would love to have that, its awesome
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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 05:21 PM       
and i just got what that card was. i thought it was a ham in the stocking at 1st. i want to get one of those for someone now
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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 05:35 PM       
Zelda, all of those gifts are completely awesome. Especially the card. Do you realize how hard it would have been not to just shit in a box or send you a knife and pray you trip and fall on it after realizing who you're buying for? I don't know Shannon, but her soul must be as pure and beautiful as a fresh layer of snow on a crisp Christmas morn. It almost makes me want to vomit. Seriously kid, get your shit together ASAP.
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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 05:38 PM        MY SECRET SANTA STORY OF 2006!
Welcome to my secret Santa story of 2006

Warning: Extremely small child in story.


So i came out of the toilet and WTF A PACKAGE! Hey it's from Seth T Pace?Seth....Tot.......Pace? Seth.....Tragan....Pace? Whatever...I'll find out.



Oh its SethThomas....ok.



Item 1: A picture of John Wayne



A pink monkey with flailing arms...Nice



EDIBLE THONGS! I ALWAYS WANTED THESE! Support for your
jelly bellies and you can eat it




A DVD called 'I was a Teenage Faust'



JAckie Chan ADVENTURES! OMG THE MUST HAVE GAME OF THE CENTURY AND I HAVE IT



Hey come here bitch, my name is John Wayne and i have a quest for you...Get thru all my obstacles and you will get a Wii



And so i was off on my quest given to me by John Wayne. But all of a sudden

HALT! I AM THE MONKEY LORD...YOU MUST SUCK MY COCK TO GET THRU!



NEVER!



YOu WILL SUCK MY COCK! IM GONNA CHOKE YA!



Die you pink lump of PUBIC HAIR!



I surrender...As a gift of you beating me...i will give you my most prized possesion...It's my thong and it tastes good too.*Dies*



Oh YAY! THERE IT IS!



*Gobble* *Gobble*



Oh man those were good, i gotta continue Stop! To get thru me you have to beat my game or suck my cock!



Fine! *MASSIVE GAMING ATTACK*



Oh my circuits...How did you do it? For beating me you get this movie....watch it and your journey will come to an end. *Dies*



Oh theres the movie....i Just gotta watch it and that's it




90 MINUTES LATER.......

Congratulations! You have won the Wii....Naaa im bullshitting...It was all a scam to get you to watch the DVD which emmited rays that will make you die in 60 years...



You MOTHERFUCKER! GIVE ME THE WII!



Fine....*cough* Just let me die.....*Vanishes*



Yes! I GOT THE WII!!!!!




HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM NINTENDO!
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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 05:43 PM       
I actually loved the duck. But dude wow. Microshock how old are you?
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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 05:46 PM       
im 14...read the warning in the beginning.
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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 05:55 PM       
The cigar is neglected! The cigar is an adventure in itself! And it's perfect for 14-year-olds!
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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 05:57 PM       
Hahahaha I bet his mom took it away from him. AS WELL SHE SHOULD.

I got my package today and it's awsome. I'll post pics later.
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