Story time. I know you wont like it but
So I get home and look to the right of the door! A box! Yay! Whats inside? A card? My my my!
Hey look a present! What is it? Its fucking huge!!
Its round and stuff. I open it and I dont find a ball. Something I didnt know existed.
A fucking duckie! I always wanted a huge fucking duck! YEAH!!
A square present Maybe this one wont have animals!
Fuck I was wrong. Its a unicorn. I dont like it. I feel gay having to have this thing in my room.
Next! I know this will have animals too! I just know it!
As you can see I was very disappointed at this point. I dont like animals. I have 4 cats and... Yeah Ill open it now.
FUCK. Hey look theres a crack on this "Jesus Mirror". Lets fix it!
(After many hours of taping it and other things trying to fix it I finally fixed the crack. I turn it over and it lights up and talks to me!)
YOU. ARE A CHEAP FUCKER. YOU FUCKED OVER SETH YOU BASTARD!
Damnit jesus leave me alone! Now do something other mirrors do! Like when that girl asked whos the prettiest of them all or something!
That was a witch. Fuck your retarted too? Dad damnit! Fine.. Ask me...cheap fucker..
Mirror, mirror, in my hand. Whos the prettiest man in the land?
I knew that was coming
This is God!
Whoa! Are you talking to me!
Yeah you fucking idiot! Everyone up here hates you! Along with Satan! Great job! Your going to purgatory for being a cheap bastard and you fucked over someone who didnt deserve it!
See. I knew I should have sent money.