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Old Mar 30th, 2009, 11:14 AM        ShamWOW guy roughs up a hooker?!?
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Old Mar 30th, 2009, 11:43 AM       
lol, I read about that. I wonder how the shammy is on cortisan blood.
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Old Mar 30th, 2009, 11:52 AM       
Shamwow guy is 44?
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Old Mar 30th, 2009, 12:01 PM       
looks a hell of a lot different in the mugshot, doesn't he?
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Old Mar 30th, 2009, 12:06 PM       
My coworkers and I were laughing at this earlier today. Totally awesome! I want to know what inspired her to bite his tongue and not let go.

Looks like now he'll be calling it the "Thhaammmwow".
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Old Mar 30th, 2009, 12:21 PM       
The thing I didn't understand was, I thought hookers didn't kiss on the mouth.
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Old Mar 30th, 2009, 12:25 PM       
"The Super Shammy(tm) soaks up everything!"

Makes you wonder what fluids he tried it out on.
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Old Mar 30th, 2009, 12:25 PM       
Looks like she was saying sham ow.
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Old Mar 30th, 2009, 12:25 PM       
Maybe that's why she bit his tongue? 'Cause he wanted to kiss and she was all like, "If you put that tongue near my mouth I'm gonna' bite it off."
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Old Mar 30th, 2009, 12:26 PM       
There's probably way more to this than we'll ever know.

Also, this would have been way funnier if it was Billy Mays.

"BILLY MAYS HERE TO GET INTO YOUR PANTS!"
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Old Mar 30th, 2009, 12:30 PM       
Ya, because violence against women is just so hilarious.

http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/0...oker/sham-ow2/
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Old Mar 30th, 2009, 12:32 PM       
Well, now I feel bad.
Sort of.
I mean, that's one of the dangers of the profession.
TV marketing that is.
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Old Mar 30th, 2009, 12:32 PM       
Of course violence against women isn't hilarious. The situation is absurd, is what it is.
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Old Mar 30th, 2009, 01:51 PM       
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Old Mar 30th, 2009, 02:38 PM       
Hookers are not women.
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Old Mar 30th, 2009, 03:19 PM       
They had Billie Mays on the radio a couple days ago, and he got into this rant about he hated Vince and the crap he sells.To think if he had waited a week, he could've added this to his rant, too.
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Old Mar 30th, 2009, 03:34 PM       
What the hell does Billie sound like when he's mad?
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Old Mar 30th, 2009, 04:06 PM       
Flat and boring. He did his oxyclean pitch in his normal voice, and then in his Billie Mays voice, to show why he's always energetic and shouting.
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Old Mar 30th, 2009, 04:24 PM       
Hahaha he has no choice but to shout? I feel sorry for him now. To be told so sound better when I want to punch you in the face.
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Old Mar 30th, 2009, 06:29 PM       
What the hell is wrong with beating up a hooker? I mean if you're into that kind of thing....
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Old Mar 30th, 2009, 08:44 PM       
I love the pic where she looks like she's posing with those swollen lips and shiners. This just gets more and more hilarious. Domestic abuse is bad but you can make exceptions for everything.
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Old Mar 30th, 2009, 08:46 PM       
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Ya, because violence against women is just so hilarious.
Well I thought it was funny.
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Old Mar 30th, 2009, 09:38 PM       
And let's not forget who (allegedly) drew first blood.
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Old Mar 30th, 2009, 10:15 PM       
I don't see how it's any less hilarious than violence against men.
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Old Mar 30th, 2009, 11:44 PM       
violence is always hilarious when it's not happening to you
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