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Old Jul 15th, 2007, 03:07 AM        Kick your cat
Who likes to kick their cat?
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Old Jul 15th, 2007, 08:12 AM       
I like to kiss my cat, is that the same?
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Old Jul 15th, 2007, 02:17 PM       
Sometimes my cat gets smashed in the door. Not on purpose though.
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Old Jul 15th, 2007, 03:00 PM       
I wouldn't say I kick my cat, its more of a lifting motion and the inertia of her fattiness sends her lobing across the room. Cuz If you actually kick a cat you run the risk of bruising or even hemorrhaging major organs
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Old Jul 15th, 2007, 10:34 PM       
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That's risky buisness there.
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Old Jul 15th, 2007, 11:54 PM       
I like to nudge her with the side of my foot from behind, forcing a wheelbarrow like walk.
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Old Jul 16th, 2007, 03:14 AM       
My rabbit liked my cat. A lot.
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Old Jul 17th, 2007, 01:30 PM       
I just remembered i've licked the cat before. He taste like stale powdered sugar.
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Old Jul 17th, 2007, 01:37 PM       
I give them lots of kisses before promptly powerbombing them to sleep.
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Old Jul 17th, 2007, 01:45 PM       
My friend plays with a laser pointer with her cats. One day I pointed it between my friends eyes and one of the cats began to freak and speak click language from then on.
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Old Jul 17th, 2007, 03:39 PM       
i think my cat likes to be kicked.

he walks in front of me all the time. he's gigantic! like having a midget walking around.
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Old Jul 17th, 2007, 09:53 PM       
SOME PUSSIES NEEDS A SLAPPIN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkAM_31SU0U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6a8T5Z5wkk

I love these vids
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Old Jul 18th, 2007, 07:29 AM       
I like to put tape on my kitty and watch him walk funny.
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Old Jul 18th, 2007, 11:34 AM       
Do you tape his legs together?
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Old Jul 18th, 2007, 01:18 PM       
When I was a kid, I could rub under my cat's chin for hynotizing-like effect. He'd be lights out in about two minutes. Forced hypnotization isn't a crime is it?
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Old Jul 19th, 2007, 01:11 AM       
This is the best one by far. Go to 2:40.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-UZ6EETp8Y
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Old Jul 19th, 2007, 01:38 AM       
I like playing those videos with pissed off cats. My kitties freak the fuck out.
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Old Jul 20th, 2007, 11:00 PM       
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That's risky buisness there.
What do you mean exactly?
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Old Jul 21st, 2007, 03:09 AM       
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I like playing those videos with pissed off cats. My kitties freak the fuck out.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2007, 12:10 AM       
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What do you mean exactly?
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