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Old Mar 5th, 2007, 10:44 PM        Nails in hands
HEY GUYS!

My friend just fucking fell on this bigass nail in his garage, he should be in the emergency room by now.

But SHIT guys thats an awesome sight. Fucking guy with a nail 3 inches in and 4 inches out of his hand.

Pics soon.
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Old Mar 5th, 2007, 10:58 PM       
If he waited to get the picture before going the ER, here's hoping the tetanus sterilizes him.
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Old Mar 5th, 2007, 11:00 PM       
Ahhh...the classic "Nail-Through-Appendage"

He wasn't attemping to recreate the crucifixion and only told you he fell?
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Old Mar 5th, 2007, 11:02 PM       
Please DON'T post pictures, yucK!
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Old Mar 6th, 2007, 08:34 AM       
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Ahhh...the classic "Nail-Through-Appendage"

He wasn't attemping to recreate the crucifixion and only told you he fell?
messiah complex. If he can make water into wine, send him my way.
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Old Mar 6th, 2007, 10:13 AM       
do you think he'd mind putting some nails thjrough his feet cxause if you could get pics of that too it'd be sooooo awesome
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Old Mar 6th, 2007, 11:25 AM       
I remember one of my childhood chums stepped on a screw and we ended up taking him to the hospital. They actually sat there and screwed it out of his foot, it was heinous.
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Old Mar 6th, 2007, 06:58 PM       
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Old Mar 7th, 2007, 08:50 AM       
I'm waiting for the pics
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Old Mar 7th, 2007, 09:48 AM       
no pics guys. It was a pussy wound afterwards, almost no blood, nor mass tissue damage. But apparently my town has the dumbest x-ray techs ever. they come out to Nick (of "valuable input here" picture fame) and ask if he's there for his hand. Noting that the nail was still in at this point he jokingly responds "no I'm here to get my knee checked out" then the tech went and prepped the room for a leg x-ray, and an amount of lol was had by all.
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Old Mar 7th, 2007, 11:15 AM       
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no pics guys. It was a pussy wound afterwards, almost no blood, nor mass tissue damage. But apparently my town has the dumbest x-ray techs ever. they come out to Nick (of "valuable input here" picture fame) and ask if he's there for his hand. Noting that the nail was still in at this point he jokingly responds "no I'm here to get my knee checked out" then the tech went and prepped the room for a leg x-ray, and an amount of lol was had by all.
So wait, you didn't even take a photo of your friend's hand after it had been penetrated by a nail?

I don't care whether it was a pussy wound or not, a nail sticking out of someone's hand is nothing but pure gold.
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Old Mar 7th, 2007, 03:11 PM       
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Old Mar 7th, 2007, 08:16 PM       
god damn you arrow! I read this whole thread just to find no pics at the end?

that's like eating fruity pebbles and finding out... wait...
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Old Mar 7th, 2007, 09:25 PM       
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I remember one of my childhood chums stepped on a screw and we ended up taking him to the hospital. They actually sat there and screwed it out of his foot, it was heinous.
The exact same thing happened to my cousin...except she got it in the thigh.

My aunt had the foresight to bring one of the screws from the bag so that the doctors could see what it looked like.
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