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Old Nov 16th, 2012, 05:10 PM       
they pulled a harrypotter and made the last one 2 movies
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Old Nov 17th, 2012, 04:59 AM       
Dredd was really awesome. Gritty and nihilistic with a touch of subtle black humor. Just the way it should be. I have no idea why this wasn't a success at the box office.
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Old Nov 18th, 2012, 10:43 PM       
Skyfall......Good fucking damn great.

Growing up I watched a shit ton of james bond but I've always wondered what it would have been like to see the old ones in the theaters when they came out. Skyfall made me feel that way.

Here's to another 50 years Mr. Bond.
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Old Nov 19th, 2012, 03:06 PM       
BUT IT MAKES NO SENSE!
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Old Nov 20th, 2012, 12:28 AM       
What part of it doesn't make sense?
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Old Nov 20th, 2012, 06:54 AM       
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Old Nov 20th, 2012, 01:19 PM       
The biggest plot hole in Skyfall involves the scene which is embarrassingly stolen from the Dark Knight. The majority of the other plot holes revolve around it.

Without spoiling, the whole London portion of the evil plan doesn't make any sense, and Bond's arrival at that point stops making sense from the casino. I read the wikipedia entry for it a few days after seeing it thinking I must have missed something but no, it's mind boggling.
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Old Nov 20th, 2012, 03:40 PM       
Plot hole? In a Bond movie? Fuck that shit, take me back to the days of The Moonraker when things made sense.
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Old Nov 20th, 2012, 05:02 PM       
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Old Nov 20th, 2012, 11:11 PM       
What dark knight plothole did they take now?
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Old Nov 21st, 2012, 01:55 PM       
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Plot hole? In a Bond movie? Fuck that shit, take me back to the days of The Moonraker when things made sense.
That's my point, even by Bond standards it makes no sense.

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It's terrible. I'm a life long bond fan and accept the bullshit like say, the underground train crashing through the tracks at the exact moment that the bad guy wants it to etc, but the basic plot needed heavy rework.
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Old Nov 21st, 2012, 02:03 PM       
Even a Bond film as terrible as Die Another Day has its own internal logic that it tries to abide by, even if it's laughable, eg the evil scarred Korean guy gets plastic surgery and becomes a thin, English gentleman can be accepted on some level because the film tries to explain it. But Skyfall doesn't play by its own rules: it wants you to think it's a gritty, realistic Bond film, but can't be bothered doing the heavy lifting to earn it.
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Old Nov 21st, 2012, 04:03 PM       
I haven't seen the new one but jet out of curiosity, how do you feel about tomorrow never dies and the new casino royal?
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Old Nov 21st, 2012, 04:35 PM       
I wouldn't say it all hinged on Bond finding him. I believe that he would've made it increasingly easy for them to find him after a while.
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Old Nov 21st, 2012, 06:28 PM       
he knew they sent bond after him since he had everything mi6 had about bond after he was tested again
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Old Nov 25th, 2012, 12:28 AM       
Watched all 4 Critters movies back to back. Enjoyed them all but in going from favorite to least favorite; 2 is by far the best, 4, 3, 1.
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Old Nov 25th, 2012, 03:31 AM       
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Old Nov 25th, 2012, 05:22 AM       
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I haven't seen the new one but jet out of curiosity, how do you feel about tomorrow never dies and the new casino royal?
Been ages since I've seen either but I liked Casino Royale and think that Tomorrow Never Dies is really underrated. Last time I watched Goldeneye it wasn't as good as I remembered.

I watched Argo a week or so ago. I mostly enjoyed it, although the sappy ending ruined it a bit.
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Old Nov 25th, 2012, 12:37 PM       
Goldeneye is really, really campy, but I'm cool with it. The opening scenario was awesome, though.
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Old Nov 25th, 2012, 08:54 PM       
The Dungeonmaster (1986) - Great cheesy Charles Band film with a cameo by WASP! Not on DVD

Beer (1985) - Weird comedy about guys who be come famous for doing beer commercials, OK.

Vamp (1986) - Underrated 80s vampire movie i should have seen long ago.

Ghost Warrior (1986) - Another Charles Band film about a Samuri in modern times, dull.
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Old Nov 25th, 2012, 11:48 PM       
philadelphia-pretty good, i guess
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Old Nov 26th, 2012, 12:57 PM       
Looper. Not bad. Not bad at all. Didn't expect much, so I was very pleasantly surprised.
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Old Nov 27th, 2012, 03:21 PM       
Hey ex leper, I just recently watched the dungeonmaster (ragewar) the other day as well. I was wondering if there was a DVD version but all I could find was a VHS copy. Time to setup a petition.
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Old Nov 28th, 2012, 11:07 AM       
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Old Nov 28th, 2012, 08:45 PM       
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Hey ex leper, I just recently watched the dungeonmaster (ragewar) the other day as well. I was wondering if there was a DVD version but all I could find was a VHS copy. Time to setup a petition.
It's available on netflix but I don't think there is a DVD yet. I'm guessing the music rights (WASP) are preventing it from happening.
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