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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 03:22 AM        Other Easter Animals
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 04:48 AM       
Trying to unleash the Easter Gorilla fury one of these days might be a bad idea...
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 06:08 AM       
I knew the camels were on the terrorists' side!
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 06:44 AM       
What about easter Howler monkey's ? They can sing!
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 08:32 AM       
VERY nice. I want an easter chinchilla...
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 08:52 AM       
There was something about the Easter Cobra that just seemed down right friendly.
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 10:01 AM       
funny easter animals, what about the Easter Skunk?
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 01:27 PM       
How quickly one forgets the Easter Beetle.
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 03:14 PM       
I'd love the Eater Dolphin, an underwater SCUBA egg hunt would be awesome! Plus, the Dolphin would keep the sharks away while you rummaged about the coral. It's win win!
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 03:36 PM       
How exactly do BUNNIES make sense anyway? Seriously. When I think of resurrection, I either think of Jesus, or hoards of Zombies. Okay, honestly I just think of zombies.
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 04:49 PM       
I love the easter rhino, but kids falling on and hurting themselves lead to it's retirement. If thats the case we also need to get rid of pyramids, the Pyramid Stacker in particular.
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 05:35 PM       
I think it'd be fun to have an Easter platypus.
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 06:08 PM       
JJ, male platypi have venomous barbs on their hind legs. I don't think anyone wants to get killed by a platypus.

I suggest something more badass, such as the Easter Giant Isopod:

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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 07:00 PM       
The Easter Platypus makes PERFECT sense because only the MALES have the barb, while the FEMALES lay the eggs.
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 08:37 PM       
how 'bout an easter giraffe? make hunting easter eggs a bit more interesting with them long necks and all!
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 09:34 PM       
What, no Easter Shark?
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 01:42 AM       
in australia we got an easter bilby, we shoot rabbits, lousy pests...
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 05:47 PM       

I want one.
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Old Mar 27th, 2008, 01:35 PM       
The Easter Gorilla is now a reality! And he's got quite a swagger I must say.

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Old Mar 28th, 2008, 02:57 AM       
oh i want one xD
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Old Apr 2nd, 2008, 04:01 PM       
how quickly doth people not realize that we need an easter whorl-tooth shark or a easter panda or OF COURSE an easter turtle!
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Old Apr 2nd, 2008, 04:24 PM       
what about an easter bacillus, like a staphylococcus aureus that puts out pastel-colored pus instead of golden
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Old Apr 8th, 2008, 08:24 AM       
Maybe the Easter sugar glider?
I mean, sure, they're small, furry, flying rodents from Australia (which, you would know if you've seen The Princess Bride, is full of criminals :-P)... but hey! it's cute.
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