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Old Jan 16th, 2010, 11:02 PM       
drop it in the toilet, that always shows cellphones

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Old Jan 17th, 2010, 06:57 PM       
So, my friend got kicked out of his house for connecting his computer to the internet. So, in an hour or so, we're going to his house, busting in through the broken window, and taking as much as possible.
Wish us luck.
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Old Jan 17th, 2010, 07:11 PM       
are you busting a window or just busting through a busted window?
'cause you shouldn't break anything..or take anything that's not his
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Old Jan 17th, 2010, 07:14 PM       
From what I remember of you, it seems like the mission will probably be aborted if you and the Merry Pranksters come into contact with any small cuts or bruises

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Old Jan 17th, 2010, 07:22 PM       
Nah, his parents are going to Bible Study, and we're only taking everything he paid for. Which includes the 360, dozens of dvds, clothes, games, and other fun things.
And the front window is broken, and can be lifted up easily. So we have our way in.
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Old Jan 17th, 2010, 07:27 PM       
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Old Jan 17th, 2010, 07:48 PM       
To take pictures of what? Us just picking stuff up and putting them into backpacks? Thrilling stuff, yo.
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Old Jan 17th, 2010, 08:05 PM       
Jackie Ross sounds so preeeetty.
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Old Jan 17th, 2010, 08:06 PM       
Do you have any understanding of context and how it relates to instructions paired with embarrassing quotes
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Old Jan 17th, 2010, 08:12 PM       
I ate a Steakhouse burger today from the Burger Kang.



And I enjoy breaking into my own house. It reminds me that there's nothing I can do to stop it from being burgled, professionally.
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Old Jan 17th, 2010, 08:21 PM       
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Old Jan 17th, 2010, 08:32 PM       
I had a salad for dinner - is it wrong for me to feel jealous?
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Old Jan 17th, 2010, 08:51 PM       
I AM EATING SALAD RIGHT NOW IT'S GREAT AND MY ASSHOLE THANKS ME FOR IT
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Old Jan 17th, 2010, 08:57 PM       
Yes, I too have a very happy colon.
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Old Jan 17th, 2010, 09:01 PM       
I WILL ALso eAT A SALAD TONIGHT

AND ALSO A BOCA BURGER :FLEX
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Old Jan 17th, 2010, 09:03 PM       
I AM BORED AND NOT DRUNK WITH NO WAY TO REMEDY THE SITUATION

Sam, tell me about that one time you did that thing with the people
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Old Jan 17th, 2010, 09:29 PM       
OKAY SO THIS ONE TIME I WAS AT THE BAR AND I WAS LIKE "uh beer plz" AND THEN THE BARTENDER BROUGHT ME A JACK AND COKE AND I WAS LIKE "uh beer plz" AND SHE WAS LIKE "well if you don't drink it I have to throw it out" SO I DRANK THE FUCK OUT OF IT. THEN I HAD A BEER. I PAID FOR BOTH AND LEFT A DOLLAR TIP.
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Old Jan 17th, 2010, 09:55 PM       
WAS SHE HOT
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Old Jan 17th, 2010, 09:55 PM       
AND WHAT IF IT WASNT THE BARTENDERS FAULT BUT THE LIQUORS?

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Old Jan 17th, 2010, 10:43 PM       
So did you liquor?
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Old Jan 17th, 2010, 11:33 PM       
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But I'm off to Atlanta on Thursday. So, there's that.
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Old Jan 17th, 2010, 11:56 PM       
dextire, i like you

you are delightfully tacky
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Old Jan 18th, 2010, 12:03 AM       
Thanks.

I want a full review (and pictures) of the Willie cookies.
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Old Jan 18th, 2010, 01:29 AM       
Well, long story short, his dad showed up while we were pillaging, and we both kinda lost track of it when he started screaming about cops and guns and some kind of shit so we bailed. But we got all of his dvds and games.
Also, fuck commas.
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Old Jan 18th, 2010, 01:45 AM       
how old is your friend?
You should've just called the cops yourself and explained the situation. It's actually illegal to just kick somebody who's living in your house out like that without giving them any kind of notice. Even if they don't pay rent and they are that person's children. And especially if they have things inside which are theirs.

Basically that guy could probably sue his parents :O

oh yea -- and threatening to get guns? On his son? COPS TOTALLY WOULD'VE BEEN ON HIS SIDE.
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