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Old Jan 22nd, 2010, 07:59 PM       
Willie makes awesome cookies.

I still owe him for the ones I received.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2010, 09:22 PM       
My computer now has less than 20% life I"M SORRY GUYS BUT IM GOING TO BE LEAVING YOU FOR A WHILE :TEARS
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Old Jan 22nd, 2010, 09:24 PM       
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Old Jan 22nd, 2010, 09:25 PM       
MAYBE ILL BE BACK TOMORROW THOUGH CAUSE I MIGHT JUST FIX MY PHONELINE MYSELF
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Old Jan 22nd, 2010, 11:59 PM       
so guys i just realized i've never payed taxes and now idk what to do :<
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Old Jan 23rd, 2010, 12:20 AM       
Don't do anything. Just continue living your life never caring or minding these so called "taxes".
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Old Jan 23rd, 2010, 12:24 AM       
well i've been doin' that for about 6 years, but i'm not sure that's a good idea. D:
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Old Jan 23rd, 2010, 07:15 AM       
it probably doesn't matter so much unless you would owe the government money.

i think there's a way to file backtaxes though just talk to some tax dudes
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Old Jan 23rd, 2010, 10:12 AM       
You can file backtaxes and you're in the clear as long as you don't owe anything. I never got my taxes done from last year so I have to file this and last years again.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2010, 11:13 AM       
I knew someone who didn't pay taxes for years at a stretch and collected the letters from the IRS and state in his trunk, where they molded.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2010, 01:08 PM       
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You can file backtaxes and you're in the clear as long as you don't owe anything. I never got my taxes done from last year so I have to file this and last years again.
If you don't owe the government any money you have up to 3 years to file back taxes and get a refund back.

I know this for a fact because 4 months ago I filed my 2006 taxes and received a cool $1300 back.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2010, 01:26 PM       
I better get on that then.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2010, 04:13 PM       
Miami Vice, fuck yeah
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Old Jan 23rd, 2010, 04:22 PM       
Helsinki Ice, fuck yeah
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Old Jan 23rd, 2010, 04:30 PM       
TURKU MOTHERFUCKER
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Old Jan 23rd, 2010, 06:35 PM       


Today I found out how heavy water is when you carry a load of laundry up six flights of stairs.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2010, 09:13 PM       
I ordered an herbal smoking blend saturated with synthetic cannabinoids. They came in the mail today!

Smoked 6 bowls of it over the last hour, doesn't do shit. Fucking bananna-smoking erowid assholes.

The weird thing was that Vinny Todd Buttafuoco swears it works, and he doesn't fuck around. So, either I got ripped off or he's trollin'.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2010, 10:14 PM       
what? salvia you rere
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Old Jan 23rd, 2010, 10:20 PM       
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED YOU, BUT YOU COULD NOT BE FOUUUUUUUND
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Old Jan 23rd, 2010, 10:24 PM       
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It's not salvia; it's a bunch of herbs saturated with synthetic cannabinoids that are supposed to get you high like weed without containing any substances like THC that get you in trouble during drug tests.

I bought it because I was curious about weed, but can't be arsed to go and make nice with a guy who knows a guy. Anyway, I mad
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Old Jan 23rd, 2010, 11:02 PM       
what the hell do you mean "make nice with a guy who knows a guy", just go to a party for chrissakes

unless you have cocksucker friends who wont pass it along
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Old Jan 23rd, 2010, 11:07 PM       
whaddaya mean "make nice with a guy who knows a guy"? Just go to a damn party
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Old Jan 23rd, 2010, 11:10 PM       
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 12:03 AM       
The other truth is that I don't have any friends, except one who I don't talk to anymore and is friends with a bunch of fat mexican chicks who want to jump my bones

Basically, I'm not the first person who'd know where to find a party, and none of my friends really are either

I guess I could just buy seeds from a headshop and grow my own weed, but fuck that, too, I'd rather get more opiates.
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 01:16 AM       
MEDICAL MARIJUANA LICENSE wtf
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