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Old Apr 13th, 2012, 05:50 AM       
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Old Apr 13th, 2012, 08:47 AM       


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Old Apr 13th, 2012, 12:39 PM       
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Did she gurgle your green eggs and ham?
did cover her teeth with your fluoride and kill her

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Old Apr 13th, 2012, 01:05 PM       
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I GAVE HER A SAMARIUM ENEMA.
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Old Apr 13th, 2012, 02:45 PM       
Awww so he was trying flush cancer out of her ass with a rare earth metal. Sam, you are to kind.
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Old Apr 13th, 2012, 02:57 PM       
This is why i am not even mad and all is forgiven
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Old Apr 13th, 2012, 03:04 PM       
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Old Apr 13th, 2012, 04:40 PM       
Sounds to cool for me.
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Old Apr 13th, 2012, 05:37 PM       
Tornado eight blocks from me.

It's a weeknight in Oklahoma.
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Old Apr 13th, 2012, 06:07 PM       
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I have the exact same problem that girl has, except it happens when I stick my phone in my back pants pocket and my butt dials someone.

OH, I HATE MY ASS!
I have the same problem accept I keep my phone in my front pocket.
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Old Apr 13th, 2012, 08:42 PM       
I would pay a guy to wander a convention like that complaining about his dick. Just to see what happens.
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Old Apr 14th, 2012, 03:51 PM       
Kitsa, were you by any chance at the marcon convention this past week?
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Old Apr 14th, 2012, 04:49 PM       
Yes, Babs, I was.
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Old Apr 14th, 2012, 10:16 PM       
I apparently caused a company-wide incident the other day. I had a meeting with my boss about it and basically told her outright that I'm emotionally uneffected because I think being a salesman is a soul-crushing job and I'm only doing it to fund my art until I can sustain myself on that because being a salesman is depressing.

She spent a good hour trying to tell me how much I "accomplished" at the company in the last year, and promised me she'd make me belated birthday brownies tomorrow.


I'm pretty sure she has no idea how to reprimand employees. She knows a hell of a lot about baking though. I was about to quit but now I realize how cushy I have it.
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Old Apr 14th, 2012, 11:07 PM       
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Old Apr 14th, 2012, 11:54 PM       
Milhouse has a point
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Old Apr 15th, 2012, 04:44 AM       
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Cynicism and nihilism are the only true personal philosophies so go buy some ice cream and watch My Little Pony because nothing else matters you faggots :brohoof
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Old Apr 15th, 2012, 04:54 PM       


Would you like some ass with that burger?
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Old Apr 15th, 2012, 07:17 PM       
lol what is that
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Old Apr 16th, 2012, 12:03 AM       
That is horrific and sad all at once.
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Old Apr 16th, 2012, 12:08 AM       
An abomination
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Old Apr 16th, 2012, 12:08 AM       
CHECK OUT SAM THE BRONY FAG IN HIS FEDORA :LOL
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Old Apr 16th, 2012, 12:09 AM       
I wonder how their male bonding goes about.
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Old Apr 16th, 2012, 12:11 AM       
LIKE THIS: *dicks touch each other*
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