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Old Jun 29th, 2009, 12:32 PM       
Haunting in Connecticut - Generic horror film #12421. Every single part of this film has been done before but I guess it was at least competently made.

Big Stan - Rob Schneider is facing 3-5 years in prison so with the help of David Carradine he endeavours to make himself unrapeable. It's a stupid but more-or-less enjoyable film.

The Unborn - Some woman's unborn twin tries to kill her or something. It's just as shit as it sounds. Turned off long before the end.
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Old Jun 30th, 2009, 03:22 AM       
Up- Do I even need to say anything about this one. It's Pixar! Of course it's excellent! It's kinda like a child-friendly Gran Turino.

The Hangover- Very Funny. I must say that Galifianakis steals the show. Ed Helms does have some great lines too. It's plot is ultimately irrelevant (Helms character figures it out House-style to finish it off) but it was always meant to be an excuse to get the guys into wild situations and it works.

Land Of The Lost- I don't know why so many people were against this one. I saw the entire original series on Sci-Fi the week before it's release and was pleasantly surprised by how good it actually was. Seeing the movie, it did a great job using the series elements to craft it's own story. Ferrell and Bride are their usual funny selves, Friel works well as the straight woman to keep the story on check, and Taccone managed to keep the charm of the original Chaka. Make no mistake, this movie is a cheesy tribute to the original series, while remaining a fun adventure film on it's own. Check it out if you haven't seen the previous 2 films I mentioned (I think we all know better than to watch Transformers 2).
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Old Jun 30th, 2009, 01:44 PM       
X Files: I want to believe - nothing special about this movie. not bad but not worth recommending
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Old Jun 30th, 2009, 04:41 PM       
Transformers was baaaaaaaaad bad bad bad.

Jetfire was the best.

"You know what my great-great-grandfather was? The WHEEL. THE FIRST ONE. You know what he transformed into? NOTHING. BUT HE WAS PROUD OF IT."

Lolz were had in our section, but nobody else got the blatant joke. :/
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Old Jun 30th, 2009, 06:31 PM       
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The Unborn - Some woman's unborn twin tries to kill her or something. It's just as shit as it sounds. Turned off long before the end.
Oh yeah, just awful. I'd read a comment on IMDb before watching it, and it said that it was essentially just a shitty pastiche of horror movie cliches all thrown into one terrible movie.

That's the movie in a nutshell. It's a pretty shitty mix of The Exorcist and every other horrible newer horror movie in recent memory.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2009, 12:33 PM       
Transformers - original animated film.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2009, 05:45 PM       
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um nobody i know hates GB2 :/ maybe you're thinking of a different movie, or the people you know all have awful taste
I don't think people hate it so much as it was underrated from theater competition.

I just saw Up. It was hilarious! The pre-movie short was pretty strange though...
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Old Jul 3rd, 2009, 06:24 PM       
I'm thinking of going to a drive-in tomorrow. Think they're open on the 4th? Their website doesn't say they aren't.

It's a double feature....Public Enemies (partially filmed in a town where I used to live, so I'm curious) and The Hangover.

I haven't been to a drive-in movie since Jurassic Park (and I fell asleep then).

update- Public Enemies was interesting from the "omg I recognize that place, I went to a party in that room, people I used to babysit own that building" etc, but the movie in general was sort of disjointed and halfassed. It just didn't feel like a good movie, despite all the big names. And I have no idea why they needed Christian Bale as Purvis.

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Old Jul 5th, 2009, 03:14 PM       
Transformers 2

Had some nice action, some robots/humans were annoying, the human parts of the movie were boring. It was ok.

I didn't have any problems with the transformers, they looked cool. But then again I didn't grew up with them so I have no reason to whine whether they look original or not.
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Old Jul 5th, 2009, 07:02 PM       
Gran Torino - This was fucking great. I tried explaining to this girl that guys who are good friends talk the most shit about each other. This movie proved the point.
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Old Jul 5th, 2009, 10:19 PM       
public enemies average not so great too much talk. bullet holes look awesome though
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Old Jul 5th, 2009, 10:52 PM       
Transformers 2. It's hella over-long.
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Old Jul 5th, 2009, 11:00 PM       
Gran Torino again. I might watch "The Wackness" tonight
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Old Jul 6th, 2009, 06:00 PM       
tonight I'm planning on watching "Triumph of the Will" It looks cool, Hitler hired a director, in 1934(maybe 35?) to make this, so I'm guessing it will be packed with propaganda. It's all german, with english subs.
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Old Jul 6th, 2009, 06:51 PM       
Oh, isn't that the female director who just died?
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Old Jul 6th, 2009, 11:40 PM       
haunting in conneticut...or however the hell you spell it
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Old Jul 7th, 2009, 12:38 AM       
midnight meat train. brutal to the max, i loved the decapitation
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Old Jul 7th, 2009, 11:37 PM       
Just watched Knowing. What a fucking gay ass ending.
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 08:20 AM       
I didn't like Midnight Meat Train at all, I thought it was silly.

Weird thing was I saw it on cable months before it came out on DVD, I wonder if it was some special promo thing with our horror channel or something.
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 09:39 AM       
is on dvd... i must get it
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 10:29 AM       
Hulk vs Wolverine and the Doctor Strange animated movie

both very good
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 11:23 AM       
Drive in double feature:

Public enemies - waste of time.

The Hangover - Really funny
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 01:17 PM       
they have drive in movies upstate? you lucky bastard
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 01:56 PM       
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Public enemies - waste of time.

The Hangover - Really funny
Really? Public Enemies wasn't very good?
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 03:51 PM       
I went to the same double feature and no, Public Enemies was not very good I edited my post to add that it wasn't, because if I post twice Pub comes out of nowhere and starts PMing me about how much I suck for doing it.
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