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Old Jun 14th, 2009, 04:36 PM        I WAS DRUNK
I got really drunk last night and brought a girl home that I shouldn't have brought home. Awkward, awkward morning.

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Old Jun 14th, 2009, 04:37 PM       
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Old Jun 14th, 2009, 04:37 PM       
Hahaha you did your buddies girl didn't you. It's for his own good.
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Old Jun 14th, 2009, 04:38 PM       
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Old Jun 14th, 2009, 04:38 PM       
Guys, he doesn't want to talk about it
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Old Jun 14th, 2009, 04:41 PM       
I've put my dick in places it should not be put. I was always drunk, but I can't blame it on the booze.
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Old Jun 14th, 2009, 04:42 PM       
OK IM WILLING TO TALK ABOUT IT NOW THAT ENOUGH TIME HAS PASSED AND IM COMFORTABLE TO TALK ABOUT IT

No I didn't bring a buddy's girl home. I just had a severe case of beer goggles. Oakley Beer Goggles if you will ;_;
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Old Jun 14th, 2009, 04:42 PM       
I CANT RLY BLAME IT ON THE BOOZE EITHER

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Old Jun 14th, 2009, 04:47 PM       
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Old Jun 14th, 2009, 04:47 PM       
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Old Jun 14th, 2009, 04:55 PM       
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Old Jun 14th, 2009, 08:37 PM       
WAIT WHY SHOULDN'T YOU HAVE BROUGHT HER HOME DUDE COME ON WHY
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Old Jun 14th, 2009, 11:23 PM       
STORY OF MY LIFE. AFTER 11 DRINKS ALL THE UGLY PEOPLE LEAVE THE ROOM.....THEN I PUT MY DICK IN THEM.
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Old Jun 15th, 2009, 12:18 AM       
I hear ya. I don't think it's that ugly people leave the room, but rather I just stop giving a fu*k ;_;

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Old Jun 15th, 2009, 12:41 AM       
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Old Jun 15th, 2009, 06:33 AM       
Could be worse, she could've been a she-male or he-man.
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Old Jun 15th, 2009, 10:04 AM       
Quit being a pussy and tell her it was your twin.
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Old Jun 16th, 2009, 07:50 PM       
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Old Jun 16th, 2009, 10:25 PM       
hey dude, just think of it this way, at the time she looked good enough to plug. It's almost like time travel. You bone an 18 year old who's good looking, travel back to your own time, and she's but fugly candide style.

You're not responsible at all. The world conspired against you, that's all.
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hey dude, just think of it this way, at the time she looked good enough to plug. It's almost like time travel. You bone an 18 year old who's good looking, travel back to your own time, and she's but fugly candide style.

You're not responsible at all. The world conspired against you, that's all.
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Old Jun 17th, 2009, 09:01 PM       
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